two questions:

1. Fart lighting: should I or shouldn't I? Do women like that?

2. The phrase 'turd burglar.' Should I use it in polite company?

Champion Rabbit wrote:Mr _Dragon, you make EA so hard to view in the workplace.

Dude, if you're trying to beat off at work, let me tell you that you're fucked up.

The Kid wrote:two questions:

1. Fart lighting: should I or shouldn't I? Do women like that?

2. The phrase 'turd burglar.' Should I use it in polite company?

1. Yes and no
2. 'Turd Wrangler' is more acceptable to use at say, the dinner table or around old people

Angriest_Dragon wrote:
Dude, if you're trying to beat off at work, let me tell you that you're fucked up.

Oh right! I suppose women don't like that either.

Now see aren't you all having fun?

n.c. wrote:Now see aren't you all having fun?

Somehow I'm reminded of the Parenting Skills counselor on The Simpsons who tells his class, "I can't stress this enough -- keep your milk in the refrigerator! Or at very least, in a cool wet sack!"

The Kid wrote:two questions:

1. Fart lighting: should I or shouldn't I? Do women like that?

2. The phrase 'turd burglar.' Should I use it in polite company?

1. Burnt ass stench can be seen as a very intoxicating cologne in some cultures.

2. It's no less offensive than The Hamburglar was.

Mark Lansing wrote:Somehow I'm reminded of the Parenting Skills counselor on The Simpsons who tells his class, "I can't stress this enough -- keep your milk in the refrigerator! Or at very least, in a cool wet sack!"

I'm going to have to correct you on this crucial issue.
I think it was "I can't stress this enough people: garbage goes in the garbage can."

The milk quote I can't remember verbatim. Something like what you've got -- "Keep your milk in the refrigerator, or failing that, in a cool, wet sack."

This is probably one of the funniest posts I've seen yet.

Some of you guys are SO touchy about this stuff.