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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:20 am
by Arson Smith_Archive
William S. Burroughs wrote:"When doing business with a religous sonofabitch, get it in writing. His word isnt worth shit. Not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:01 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:02 am
by benadrian_Archive
MC Hammer, post-bankruptcy.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:05 am
by geiginni_Archive
"Wow! Kenny Loggins! I had no idea you had converted to Islam! So great to hear you've signed onto the team here at BMG to do a few records for us! Great to meet you. Do you know Cat Stevens?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:08 am
by geiginni_Archive
Flava Flav's Senegalese counterpart.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:20 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
"Would you bear with me for just a second, please?"
"OK."
"What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?"
"I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys."
"Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me."
"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."
"Excellent."
"Great... Wow."
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:36 pm
by johnnyshape_Archive
geiginni wrote:"Wow! Kenny Loggins! I had no idea you had converted to Islam! So great to hear you've signed onto the team here at BMG to do a few records for us! Great to meet you. Do you know Cat Stevens?"
A+++, would laugh again.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:36 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:49 pm
by hessburg_Archive
I'm Goldfish Bowlhead, now give me some candy.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:02 pm
by barndog_Archive
"Bob from the U.S. State Department, I'd like you to meet Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, this is Bob. Bob, the J Dog just filled me in on everything - how Allah is actually a false god, etc. What can I say - you were right. Boy, do I have egg on my face. But enough of that, let's figure out how we're going to get you guys your god given oil pronto."
