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Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 9:04 pm**

Mandroid2.0 wrote:
Red Square wrote:ladysniff...

Sometimes, to creep me out, Ben will come up to me and start sniffing at my neck and hair and really slowly tell me in his best retarded Southern psycho voice, "youuuu smellllll like PRETTTTYYYYY GIIIIIRRRRRL!!!"

mmm, you smell like the inside of ma' momma's purse...

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 10:02 pm**

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Good Lord. How can you stand it? Too cute.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 10:04 pm**

When I move...around...her eyes....they're following me...

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 10:38 pm**

H-GM wrote:Good Lord. How can you stand it? Too cute.

Honestly? We can't. We can't stand it. Eight months in and we're not even a little bit used to how amazing this kid is. Not even close.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 11:21 pm**

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Was this taken in a mother or grandmother's home? Is that framed embroidery on the (salmon-colored) wall? (Meanwhile, the child really knows how best to position her hand when posing in a bonnet and ballerina skirt.)

Me twisting a screw into the skull of a friend's kid:

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 11:30 pm**

Andrew. wrote:Me twisting a screw into the skull of a friend's kid:

We should tour as the Friends Who Do Faux-Damage To Other Friend's Children

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 11:37 pm**

You're giving that kid cancer!

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 11:57 pm**

Andrew. wrote:Was this taken in a mother or grandmother's home?

Technically, yes, but not in the way I think you mean. It was taken in our own home (which is technically a mother's home, as my wife is a mother, but I think you meant my or my wife's mother or grandmother).

Is that framed embroidery

Yes. A gift from one of my classmates - it has our daughter's name, birthdate, and birth weight, framed by four pastel cartoon animals, which are in turn framed by flowers.

on the (salmon-colored) wall?

No, but I don't blame you. Our walls are white, but our red curtains turn them pinkish during the daytime.

(Meanwhile, the child really knows how best to position her hand when posing in a bonnet and ballerina skirt.)

I know! It's crazy!

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 3:19 am**

i think i need insulin from all of these pictures...

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 7:36 am**

No damage done. But what you can't see is that I've secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.

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