tmidgett wrote:

Bill Hicks
Bushwick Bill
Billy Corgan

Hallo yes! I will the ranking make agreement of these order, with definings:


Bill Hicks - for he is of the fantastic mouth and lungs and corrective brain patterns. The maker of statements, funny, yes but with giant secret flavor. Mr. Bill, he pushing envelopes to you without post officers! Beyond the grave! Antagonism reality metaphysics! Hooray for Mr. Hix, usefulness does not end after death!!

Bushwick Bill - memories are very skinny for Mr. Bushwick, Geto Boys yes, very O. G., thank you sirs. Him small man of the rasp voice on gurney with eye shot out and hanging out of head, with the rightness of mind to still throw the hand-props. Respect due, though ears rejected the GB beats in favor of NWA, The Bill of Bushwick nonetheless contains years of light more impressive in concrete than....

Billy Corgan - It is the hope that one day he gets well, with the brain fever chronicles. Certainly a topic in the book of "what is wrong with music," a chapter and two appendices. Chump


Lease to prank!!!!


Posers
Bulldozer (yes the recording)
"Closure"

Plus - please to help with the inclusion of Rank player in place of bolded word "quote' when usingquote! This, the knowledge of niceness, she escape me!

Mr. Chimp wrote:Plus - please to help with the inclusion of Rank player in place of bolded word "quote' when usingquote! This, the knowledge of niceness, she escape me!

Hello Mr. Chimp.

You will want to "Log in". Then you will want to be going back into forum to find the message you wish to be making quote from. Then you will want to be clicking on the "QUOTE" button thingie that lives in the upper righthand corner of this message you wish to be making quote from. Then the magic of the computer happens. Then, if need be, you can be highlighting and deleting which ever part of the quote that is not of your desire! Or you can leave the whole thing! Then you can be typing above or below it!

Or you could always just type (quote="name of whomever you are quoting") in front of what you want to be quoting and then type (/quote) behind whatever you are quoting. But you will want to use these [ ] instead of these (). For if I use these [] now then it will just make the quote and hide the secret. I will do this for pretend for you now:

Mr. Chimp wrote:Thank you stackmatic!

There are probably other ways to do this stuff too! But maybe this is not even what you were to be asking!

stackmatic wrote:

Mr. Chimp fake wrote:Thank you stackmatic!

Thank you stackmatic!

As aforetold to Signor Bradley R. in the message privates, I now have the color of knowledge where before I was hidden by the blindness.

I did not know to add the quotes around the name when writing in the quotes when trying to quote!

Nor did I sense the quote button as anything but a nice box with the word "quote" in it!


Now I am the Man of Better!!


Thank you for improvements of me!!

To steer from technical discussion of the quote, si?

Okay to Rank!

Mr. Hand from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Hand Jobs (non-self-administered)
That guy who got his arm trapped by a boulder in Utah and cut off his hand with a multitool to save himself

These Utah man, how to do this incredible thing? I ask myself what can I do in such the situation, and a cell phone call is the best idea in my brain. No cell phone, I die. So, hand chop guy ranks the no contest first.

Hand Jobs would to rank first, but I ask you: Ever gotten one better than you can give yourself? Not me, so second rank goes to the outsider handjobs. (If you'sa so close, why nota try some convincing for the blowjob?)

Mr. Hand is last. How come you don't lika Spicoli? He'sa not so bad. Don't make him share the pizza Mr. Hand!! What a dick!!


Rank if you wish:


The White Album
Back in Black
White Light White Heat

oh how delicious the pain of this rank, at least 2/3 of her

i will say....

back in black, for she is singular rock album!!!! oh, but so is the 'white lights white heat.' ouch, you have made me hurt to think to rank these albums....ok, i will say _back in black_, number one, for she is greatest SOUNDING rock album ever, and i listen to her much more than _white light white heats_! which is very fucked up sounding record! _BiB_, she is GREAT GREAT RECORD, and she is great. so number one.

white light white heat, she is great record, but she is not as good to me as _vu+nico_ or _the velvs undergd_. so...a somewhat of the painful no. 2.

the white album, for she has some good songs, but she is not as good on the whole as these other great records!!!!!

the black album, by prince, for she is funny and fahgina weird, tho i have not to listen to her so much as maybe _sigh o' the time._

white music, by xtc, for this is better than

the black sea, by xtc, tho now i sound like i am big xtc fan (i am not, but _white music_, she is ok)

baa baa black sheep, she was not so great a tv show. my father in law, he watch this show very much, i think
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rank!

britney spears
pickle spears
canned pears

white album- for I am reading these juicy book with this name 'revolution in the head' which details the recording of all the 100+ songs in their tenure. for i did not know, for so long, that paul played the drums on a few of the songs on this particular LP. bravo paul and this glissando basslines!

back in black- for when asked how much blacker it can get, you would answer "none. none more black."

white light/white heat- this is better than 'red heat' or white noise, but not the fav VU LP, not with a long shot.

reno, NV
gyros
bob de niro's huge fucking sunglasses at the end of 'casino'

Yes, hello, yes! I will rank in short verse the twice:


bob de niro's huge fucking sunglasses at the end of 'casino' What can it be said to you and others about genius clothes casting of the De Niro in Casino? Nothing! It is the pureness of talent captivated by money and 1970s. Sunglasses, they stand up and say "I am the ruler of all sunglasses!" Say that again with me: The - De Niro - in - Casino....ah, such a smooth turn of the phrase! This is the first rank!

gyros the meat it is umm...best not to think about but tasty mostly and only with the heartburn occurences 50 percent. I will eat again this carved lamb amalgam, but the man who made the last one I ate, after he make mine he handle the uncooked chicken with bare hands! Samonella surprise to someone!!

reno, NV have not been to Reno, this is why the rank is third but best thought of the pale shadow cast from shiny vegas, no? no Hunter S. Thompson books about cruising & looting Reno on a ether/mescaline bender? I have not read them!!


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canned pears delicious canned pears they are the of the niceness of taste. going nice in a salad or in a smoothie or just alone. delicious canned pear juice, she makes a special secret bonus flavor to hide the giantness of rum when mixing the tropical drinks that will make your lady's pants fall off. Delicious canned pears!

pickle spears a full different yet equal love for the pickle spears, a teeth excersise with delicious snap and crunch, the lack of which does not a Bloody Mary make! would have been first for its many applications and relish versitility, if not for the horrid step cousin, the sweet pickle. Urk, the sweet pickle she gags it in me! Rightfull champion is the dill!! you can drink the juice and be full of righteous dillness!!

britney spears Do you know why Britney seems so perfect? Because she is a robot!! With gears! and processors! (well, not so many!!)
Her software platforms go obsolete in mere weeks!! Why she go to the quick marriage in the Shiny Vegas and then stop it? Because robots cannot love!! CAN NOT LOVE!!



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Hi! Would you like to have of the following to rank?


Chocolate Shakes!!

Earthquakes!!

The Hot Snakes!!

carved lamb amalgam, this is so beautiful to hear on the capt. beefheart record

ok so

chocolate shakes, they are second to chocolate malts, but they are first in this rank, for they do not to kill anyone unless they are to eat so many, maybe more than two every day for a long time. david lynch, he has eat for lunch every day for, i dunno, ten years: a chocolate shake and a cup of coffee at a big boy restaurant. i think that is right! these shakes, they can be great with the cocoa bean product of chocolate in them. if you had said CAROB shake, she would be number four in any three-way rank.

earthquake, i was one time in 5.0 earthquake (not so bad), it was crazy! the house, she made a shaking like magic fingers bed in cheap motel. she was great in her way, and no one was hurt. so great, you are number two, quake!! don't kill me.

the hot snakes, i am not big fan of the drive like jehu stylings, so i think this band would be last. this is the band, si? or if it is frank zappa album, she is still last. he was funny guy, but i not so much on his music. r,i,p--frank!! you had good soul patch--this is difficult to pull off, but you did it!
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rank these soul patches!

frank zappa's (r.i.p)
stevie ray vaughan's (r.i.p.)
dizzy gillespie's (r.i.p.)