If here I was to rank these soul patches while I'sa wearing one, I would feel like the hippo.....hippo...crit, hippo-crit! These English, she is big confused. She'sa not so easy for me sometimes.
I do, for additional ranking, have:
Freddy Mercury
Freddy Krueger
Mercury Cougar
Euthanasia
Kamikaze
Hara-kiri
Physical Graffiti
Graffiti Bridge
bridge (card game)
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342physical graffiti- for if asked what record I would listen to before being crushed by a backhoe, this would be the one
graffiti bridge- for he has a vault where he keeps these things, how do you say, not to be released. which i think, if it is true, to be very odd and funny. I heard recently that one of Prince's stooges seized a fan's camera after taking his picture at the airport. that was not very nice mr. prince's bodyguard.
bridge- this is a game i have only known the cottonheads to play--but perhaps it is a fun game and you do not have to be the infirm to enjoy it
rank, this maternally!
'mother'
'tie your mother down'
'mama kin'
graffiti bridge- for he has a vault where he keeps these things, how do you say, not to be released. which i think, if it is true, to be very odd and funny. I heard recently that one of Prince's stooges seized a fan's camera after taking his picture at the airport. that was not very nice mr. prince's bodyguard.
bridge- this is a game i have only known the cottonheads to play--but perhaps it is a fun game and you do not have to be the infirm to enjoy it
rank, this maternally!
'mother'
'tie your mother down'
'mama kin'
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343mattw wrote:bridge- this is a game i have only known the cottonheads to play--but perhaps it is a fun game and you do not have to be the infirm to enjoy it
rank, this maternally!
'mother'
'tie your mother down'
'mama kin'
These game of bridge, oh she is of such skill and bluffery! She is truly the greatest in the cards of playing, of so much diversion for my tired old head. These game I was taught from my nonna and pappa (may their souls rest in heaven). What a game she was to exercise the mushy soft mind of the young Charlito!
These rank, she is the most difficult of the ranks I have ever seen except perhaps the White Album/White Light/Back In Black rank of yesterday. But no! This one, she is the more difficult. I rank her difficult number one! These I cannot rank.
Charlito
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344Seaside Lounge wrote:These game of bridge, oh she is of such skill and bluffery!
So true, friend Seaside, is this which you have spoken. Do not fear to make these rank if you wish.
So, I give these advice, so I must take my own. After many thoughts of the soul patch, by the soul patch, and for the soul patch, I will make the rank.
Dizzy Gillespie's patch ranks first. I had a mostly unexpected listen to the beautiful trumpet of this man yesterday. This patch rests between the talented (and big for the puffy) cheeks of these man. A patch begotten of the very soulfula face. First rank goes to you, Dizzy patch!
Stevie's patch is second rank, but not because of it has burned up. It is also the soulful patch of a very pro efficiency, though not the most soulful of the guitar playing protiens thata she grew from. Much likea the fine wine without the aging goodnesses, so to was this Stevie fine guitar without much goodness. So sad to crash and burn though.
Frank Zappa because this patch coulda have been so perfect if she'da come along before the rock music was born. The volume and wierdness of this man's music, his soul from whicha the patch blooms, is likea the combining the bad hairs of the Dizzy patch and the Stevie patch together. The hairs, they'sa not bad compared to many other soulpatch hairs, so try not to makea the misinterpret. Still Zappa, last rank!
May all these patches return to the beautiful cycle of nature and spirit. I hope someday someone she'sa ranking my soulpatch with kindness too.
Rank also, with regarding to those still in need of ranking:
Jet (song)
Jet (band)
Jet (flying machine)
be good or be good at it....
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345to make a tabula rasa for this undone ranks:
Freddy Mercury, for he was so gay, yet in the closet. he make the loud wail sing with the queen, and really: it was so good. name for me the one loud wail singer who is better than freddy mercury!!! i have just to realize this now....is roger daltrys better than f.m.? no. he's ok, but i rather to hear pete t. sing most the time. is robt plant better than f.m.? no, he cannot to wail with the power of the f.m. is danzig better than f.m.? no, tho danzig, he is very fun to hear sing sometimes, and he is more like f.m. than he might think. i think f.m., you are great to sing these queer songs!!! and tho i am not massified queen fan, you are number one this rank!
Mercury Cougar, she is very cool old car, but i am more for the old chevys and less fancy of old cars than of the buick or the mercury, so she is second.
Freddy Krueger, he has so many knife fingers. the terror of life, she is omnipresent (is this an english word?), and we do not need to be remind of her! we need to be remind, all of the time, of hope and love and peace and the goodness what we can make, not the danger and evil which we will make in entropy state of humanity. so freddie, and jason, and these monster evil men, they are last!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hara-kiri, for to be so shamed you must rend your inside with a long blade....this is to blow the mind
Kamikaze, for to be so in grip of mania that you must to make many deaths by making your own...this is to be some kind of crazy guy
Euthanasia, for this is sad for to put asleep a dog or cat or person or whatever. is not so vibrant with crazy feelings as the other.
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'tie your mother down,' number one, for she is most fully realized of these three as i determine them!!!!!! for one, she is not just a 'mother' song. oh mother, you have done this bad thing to me, and now i have issues regarding expelling my waste or making love to the opposite sex or eating b/c one time you have told me my cheeks were fat. every band who has to gaze in their navels has made this song of the mother. or of the mother who is to keep the band from making sweet love to the daughter. who cares, so much. but tie your mother down? this is crazy thing to say. and is great crazy gay song, so number one!
'mama kin,' she is good song, but i cannot say she is as appealing to the intellect or powers of reason as 'tie your mother down.' plus she uses 'mama,' which is like to use 'n instead of and. i don't like this so much, except as joke. so this is no. 2.
'mother,' by danzig, she is dumb funny song i like to hear quite a lot. 'if you want to find hell with me / i can show you what it's like / until you're bleeding.' HAHAHA! go to read a comic book, you evil man!! do some of the pushups. you would be last, except....
'mother,' by the pink floyd imposters. every now and then they would make an ok track, like 'comfortably numb' is like some song that maybe lou reed would write for 'coney island baby' and then reject. but is ok. but 'mother' she is dumb, and not funny. so last.
'mother,' by john lennon....forget what i said about 'mother' songs above! this is truly great. truly great song. truly great. she is epigrammatic work of greatness from an album that is epigrammatic work of greatness. is best thing any beatle ever touch, this record, name _john lennon/plastic ono band_, and this song, she is great part of this record. so actually this is number one.
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someone else do this jet rank! i don't know this band!
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Freddy Mercury, for he was so gay, yet in the closet. he make the loud wail sing with the queen, and really: it was so good. name for me the one loud wail singer who is better than freddy mercury!!! i have just to realize this now....is roger daltrys better than f.m.? no. he's ok, but i rather to hear pete t. sing most the time. is robt plant better than f.m.? no, he cannot to wail with the power of the f.m. is danzig better than f.m.? no, tho danzig, he is very fun to hear sing sometimes, and he is more like f.m. than he might think. i think f.m., you are great to sing these queer songs!!! and tho i am not massified queen fan, you are number one this rank!
Mercury Cougar, she is very cool old car, but i am more for the old chevys and less fancy of old cars than of the buick or the mercury, so she is second.
Freddy Krueger, he has so many knife fingers. the terror of life, she is omnipresent (is this an english word?), and we do not need to be remind of her! we need to be remind, all of the time, of hope and love and peace and the goodness what we can make, not the danger and evil which we will make in entropy state of humanity. so freddie, and jason, and these monster evil men, they are last!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hara-kiri, for to be so shamed you must rend your inside with a long blade....this is to blow the mind
Kamikaze, for to be so in grip of mania that you must to make many deaths by making your own...this is to be some kind of crazy guy
Euthanasia, for this is sad for to put asleep a dog or cat or person or whatever. is not so vibrant with crazy feelings as the other.
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'tie your mother down,' number one, for she is most fully realized of these three as i determine them!!!!!! for one, she is not just a 'mother' song. oh mother, you have done this bad thing to me, and now i have issues regarding expelling my waste or making love to the opposite sex or eating b/c one time you have told me my cheeks were fat. every band who has to gaze in their navels has made this song of the mother. or of the mother who is to keep the band from making sweet love to the daughter. who cares, so much. but tie your mother down? this is crazy thing to say. and is great crazy gay song, so number one!
'mama kin,' she is good song, but i cannot say she is as appealing to the intellect or powers of reason as 'tie your mother down.' plus she uses 'mama,' which is like to use 'n instead of and. i don't like this so much, except as joke. so this is no. 2.
'mother,' by danzig, she is dumb funny song i like to hear quite a lot. 'if you want to find hell with me / i can show you what it's like / until you're bleeding.' HAHAHA! go to read a comic book, you evil man!! do some of the pushups. you would be last, except....
'mother,' by the pink floyd imposters. every now and then they would make an ok track, like 'comfortably numb' is like some song that maybe lou reed would write for 'coney island baby' and then reject. but is ok. but 'mother' she is dumb, and not funny. so last.
'mother,' by john lennon....forget what i said about 'mother' songs above! this is truly great. truly great song. truly great. she is epigrammatic work of greatness from an album that is epigrammatic work of greatness. is best thing any beatle ever touch, this record, name _john lennon/plastic ono band_, and this song, she is great part of this record. so actually this is number one.
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someone else do this jet rank! i don't know this band!
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346Fuck the Jet rank, she is too easy for someone who knows of this gae band; instead rank these watts:
Charlie Watts
Mike Watt
James Watt
Charlie Watts
Mike Watt
James Watt
be good or be good at it....
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347this rank, she was a hefty birth, with the ugliness and covering of blood (and completed before the viewing of the glorious wattage rank above):
Jet (flying machine) I axes me - is it not a wonder of the live modern age that the metal can be pulled from the rocks and molded into bird-likeness and powered through the air?!? This, she is amazing! Zeppelins, they are of the lighter than air parts. This she makes sense. But the metal? It is not so much. And yet, big metal birds they fly! Fly, most seemingly on faith alone! What an act! It is not unlike the birth of the Baby Jesus Santa on December 25! A Miracle!
Jet (song) Ah, the Wings. The child of the red-head of the geneology of Beatles. This song, I think the Paul is Dead played it on tours of recent.
Otherwise, no memory serves, but she is ranked with the secondness because the Paul is Dead is a nice cat with the snappy basslines and sappy balladcraft even if he marry the harpy with only one meat leg.
Jet (band) I am of the thought "I do not know of this band! I will be of the learning!" Sadness, it seems that I do have the knowledge of this band - it is a band that tries to steal the sounds from the good bands! And of the good bands I speak, those be Strokes! Hives! Vines! And they are of the Great Appropriation themselves! They of the stealing of the garages and the rocks and the televisions and the dolls from New York and the breakers of hearts! Capitalize capitalize capitalize! On the phenomena! If the Strokes are the Pearl Jam, then the Jet, they are the Creed! This alone, she brings the sadness!
Please, your help to erase bad taste of Jet rank (part the third) with some of the ranking to follow with these in true trifecta manner?
The Melvins
Melvin Belli
Belly Shirts
Shirts and Skins
Skinheads
Deadheads
The Grateful Dead
Dead Meadow
Meadowlark Lemon
Jet (flying machine) I axes me - is it not a wonder of the live modern age that the metal can be pulled from the rocks and molded into bird-likeness and powered through the air?!? This, she is amazing! Zeppelins, they are of the lighter than air parts. This she makes sense. But the metal? It is not so much. And yet, big metal birds they fly! Fly, most seemingly on faith alone! What an act! It is not unlike the birth of the Baby Jesus Santa on December 25! A Miracle!
Jet (song) Ah, the Wings. The child of the red-head of the geneology of Beatles. This song, I think the Paul is Dead played it on tours of recent.
Otherwise, no memory serves, but she is ranked with the secondness because the Paul is Dead is a nice cat with the snappy basslines and sappy balladcraft even if he marry the harpy with only one meat leg.
Jet (band) I am of the thought "I do not know of this band! I will be of the learning!" Sadness, it seems that I do have the knowledge of this band - it is a band that tries to steal the sounds from the good bands! And of the good bands I speak, those be Strokes! Hives! Vines! And they are of the Great Appropriation themselves! They of the stealing of the garages and the rocks and the televisions and the dolls from New York and the breakers of hearts! Capitalize capitalize capitalize! On the phenomena! If the Strokes are the Pearl Jam, then the Jet, they are the Creed! This alone, she brings the sadness!
Please, your help to erase bad taste of Jet rank (part the third) with some of the ranking to follow with these in true trifecta manner?
The Melvins
Melvin Belli
Belly Shirts
Shirts and Skins
Skinheads
Deadheads
The Grateful Dead
Dead Meadow
Meadowlark Lemon
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348charlie watts- for he is a staid, stoic sticksmen, and he--sometimes i wonder if he is having any fun at all. mick and keef, they can crack a silly pepsi/nokia-sponsored grin--but charlie, oh, poor charlie, he look like he just a sad, rich-as-shit drummer.
mike watt- for he is a secondmen, so he comes second to this rank. this secondmen, they are a wonder to see live. he also used to be with this minutemen which we love so much. this mike watt, his passion for music and playing is so great, is like a big balloon filled with krispy kreme donuts. nastrovia, mike watt!
james watt- i don't know this man, so you come last! i would've said naomi watts, she is this beautiful 'mulholland drive' actress
mike watt- for he is a secondmen, so he comes second to this rank. this secondmen, they are a wonder to see live. he also used to be with this minutemen which we love so much. this mike watt, his passion for music and playing is so great, is like a big balloon filled with krispy kreme donuts. nastrovia, mike watt!
james watt- i don't know this man, so you come last! i would've said naomi watts, she is this beautiful 'mulholland drive' actress
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349mattw, james watt, he was hideous sec'y of interior under reagan! you are so lucky to not remember this man. he was in favor to drill for oil in all of alaska (1 drill every ten feet), and to strip mine all of montana and wyoming and idaho, and to pave the entire west coast so people for southern california would have some place to park!
naomi watts, she is so much more beautiful than james watt, it is not even funny to say
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i do one:
meadowlark lemons, for he have such a grin when he dribble between the legs. the harlem globetrotter, i have seen them play in missoula, montana as a child. sweet georgia brown, i make the globetrotting lemon no. one.
dead meadow, they have some riffs that are very very long. i do not so much to listen to this music. but the riffs, they are long, and is 'interesting' to make such a long riff. they are not so very much better than g.dead to me, but no. two.
grateful dead, i love them except 1. the music they make and 2. the people who follow them around, exc. the ones who are very young and don't know better (you are ok, but get smart to the scene!). otherwise, they're so great! last place!
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naomi watts, she is so much more beautiful than james watt, it is not even funny to say
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i do one:
meadowlark lemons, for he have such a grin when he dribble between the legs. the harlem globetrotter, i have seen them play in missoula, montana as a child. sweet georgia brown, i make the globetrotting lemon no. one.
dead meadow, they have some riffs that are very very long. i do not so much to listen to this music. but the riffs, they are long, and is 'interesting' to make such a long riff. they are not so very much better than g.dead to me, but no. two.
grateful dead, i love them except 1. the music they make and 2. the people who follow them around, exc. the ones who are very young and don't know better (you are ok, but get smart to the scene!). otherwise, they're so great! last place!
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350charlie watts- for he is a staid, stoic sticksmen, and he--sometimes i wonder if he is having any fun at all. mick and keef, they can crack a silly pepsi/nokia-sponsored grin--but charlie, oh, poor charlie, he look like he just a sad, rich-as-shit drummer.
mike watt- for he is a secondmen, so he comes second to this rank. this secondmen, they are a wonder to see live. he also used to be with this minutemen which we love so much. this mike watt, his passion for music and playing is so great, is like a big balloon filled with krispy kreme donuts. nastrovia, mike watt!
james watt- i don't know this man, so you come last!
and now, for this special occasion, presidential rank
FDR
eisenhower
LBJ
mike watt- for he is a secondmen, so he comes second to this rank. this secondmen, they are a wonder to see live. he also used to be with this minutemen which we love so much. this mike watt, his passion for music and playing is so great, is like a big balloon filled with krispy kreme donuts. nastrovia, mike watt!
james watt- i don't know this man, so you come last!
and now, for this special occasion, presidential rank
FDR
eisenhower
LBJ