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well i just stumbled outta the empty bottle

after some painfully sincere 'bright-eye'-d scottish band's set, yawn

and lo and behold, in my alcoholified haze:

buncha harmlessly eccentric looking guitar type contraptions in a storefront

and;

mystifyilng spraypaint screed on the brick wall beside the entrance

'claytron died for your sins.'

no sign of gene, jerry lee, the man in black, or the pelvis, tho.



:shock:
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...rigorously committed to a totally marginal existence.




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steve wrote:So far:

Yut = Wernheim Zackariah = Claytron
Claytron =/= Clayton
Claytron = Claytron
Zappatistas =/= Zappatistas UK
Butch Vig =/= PJ Harvey
Satellite dish = Guitar
Phyllis's =~= has pool table (uncertainty expressed by probability of .6)
` =/= '

I think we need a few more data points before any head asplode.


Dude. That's no sort of algebra that I know of and I went to school for this Math shite. I get it, Claytron, destroys set theory and regular expressions in one fell swoop.

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This latest incarnation of Yut isn't a patch on his old ones.

Yut and Wernheim Zackariah were pretty fucking hilarious if you understood that they were joke accounts. He really got into those characters. Of all the internet persona on this forum, his was at least a reasonably convincing one because I have met people with similar traits.

Salut, crazy bastard behind Yut account!
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.

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tommydski wrote:This latest incarnation of Yut isn't a patch on his old ones.

Yut and Wernheim Zackariah were pretty fucking hilarious if you understood that they were joke accounts. He really got into those characters. Of all the internet persona on this forum, his was at least a reasonably convincing one because I have met people with similar traits.

Salut, crazy bastard behind Yut account!


I don't know, Tommy... I remember him as being a genuine dick! Remember all that cock-in-the-eye stuff?
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!

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G-thagoras wrote:
Isabelle Gall wrote:
'Acoustical properties', of yr mom


Damn, just when I thought I wasn`t going to post on here anymore, and that this thread will slowly die... I don`t know why you gotta bring the mom into this.


No real offense intended G-thagoras, i'm just saying that whatever merits your mom (or in fact, anybody's mom) may or may not have, you wouldn't necessarily expect 'acoustical properties' to be one of them.

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Shevek wrote:
I think it would be awesome if like everybody took on dummy account personas for Halloween or something. the results could be hysterical, like if everyone just chose a character.


Probably not a good idea. Things are too confusing here as this thread has shown. Ultimately, lotsa people would end up getting very upset..not a good thing.. though I admit that it would be fun to play classic claytron. I've got his schtick down cold. So, as chicago hipsters would say "Cold check-it":

"Classic" Claytron almost wrote:
I am impenetrable, and a veritably reliant plymouth rock upon which you shall build a new exoskeletal foundation for your ancestors, namely, Leo the lip and Norman "Turkey" Stearnes.. I imploded the heavens, turned it inside out into a black hole and dropped out of it as a corn-encrusted nougat nugget made out of caramel and nugent.

The time is right for heaven and earth to open up and become my great open cathedral. Ecstatic visions will most likely and undoubtedly be had whilst prancing about an open cracklin' rosing camp-fire, naked with finger cymbals in hand in a ritual for some pagan wiccan sun goddess, whom i will never understand? How can I confidently gallop across shamanic dreamworlds with said mystery tramp in tow and be able to fill in the awkward silences? Her exotic cornucopic daydreams do not prevent her from being small-town bourgeois at heart. Her passion for luxury does not prevent her from revealing a peasant hardness, a strain of rustic practicality for rich corinthian leather. Will this digital forum exist in 150 years time? All we are is dust in the wind in the jasmine of my mind.

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scary bodega wrote:
alex maiolo wrote:Damn, I was just getting ready to ask if s/he was keen


-A


That was frickin great. Surprisingly clever. Has everyone else already seen this thing like two years ago? How did I miss it? Thanks Alex.


How great was this part?:
(Coulter): ‘Hey.’
‘Yes?’ I asked.
‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’

Oh the subtlety, after the, uh, not-so-subtlety

There's a part two.
Happy reading.

-A
Itchy McGoo wrote:I would like to be a "shoop-shoop" girl in whatever band Alex Maiolo is in.

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