One of my favourite nerd picture joke things:



Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So they tell me,
Because i'm blind.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's the point in life?,
I'm depressed.


There's too much free time on my hands.

Also, I've been telling dumb jokes lately:

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.

What's the best thing about fucking a 6 month old baby?







































Hearing the pelvis crack.

what do you call a mailman who lost his job?



just some dude.

Little boy: Mummy, are Pan's People robots?
Mum: No, darling, why?
Little boy: Well, I was watching Top Of The Pops with Daddy and he said he'd like to screw the arse off all of them

Chapter Two wrote:Pan's People? ? Top of the Pops??

Excellent! I look forward to some "Hairy Cornflake" references!

Dudley wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:Pan's People? ? Top of the Pops??

Excellent! I look forward to some "Hairy Cornflake" references!

A joke can be about old things! The thread's not called 'Hilarious Joke about nice new modern things' is it? Bloody nazi!

You misunderstand me, sir!

Chapter Two wrote:[
A joke can be about old things! T

That's exactly what I was applauding! Not a jot of criticism intended - seeing Pan's People pop up like that (er.... No) cheered me up considerably!

Dudley wrote:You misunderstand me, sir!

Chapter Two wrote:[
A joke can be about old things! T

That's exactly what I was applauding! Not a jot of criticism intended - seeing Pan's People pop up like that (er.... No) cheered me up considerably!

Ah. Very sorry. I meant nazi in the nicest possible way.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?


He was outstanding in his field.