First post! You play RANK here! I will rank these!
Dick Betts- lanky Allman with the picks, what he sung of their repertoire I am not sure. Altho future crap spawned mostly from the Allmen in the forms of the hippie dippy string cheese bands, phishes and whatever else, I think I like Dicky Betts for demon lead guitar is tricky task. Google search: you wrote Ramblin Man!! First!!
Dixie Chicks- they hate weirdman W and for this we can elate, tho they at once appeared as trailer trashed crossover whores on the covers of magazines and on the radier stations, and of their music I can not make judgments. They are the Texans and they will vote for the 'Ds', for this we must credit give, but since they cannot play the demon guitar like the Betts, they are second place in this rank.
Dick Jauron- Football man of Chicago, of the headset, tackle traps and motivation techniques, now you are gone and the poor Bears prove unwatchable these past two campaigns. In 2001 you led our beloved Bears to the playoff contest but how responsible was this Jauron? A scapegoat you may be, but I would prefer a man of tougher looks as head coach. Such as Dickie Betts. Last place.
Ranketh
Donald Rumsfeld
Ronald McDonald
Michael McDonald
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362mattw wrote:Rank, this morning waking devices-
alarm clock
cell phone alarm
Fucking dog, jumping on the bed
RAYNC!
Fucking dog, bed - with this "fucking", you seem upset with the furry ones off the bat, but unless you are master of some horrible beast, the dog he loves you with no conditions and only wants you to play fetch or play pull on the sock. If you don't like, you can close door!! First for the doggie wake up!!
Alarm clock- such a strange and varied creature, this clock. The ring it is not nice, it is meant to disturb and annoy. Is a clock radio the same? That is a nice wake up, but for some, no worky and only doggies may do. Second.
Cell phone- what is this cellular alarm, are they nice because rarely are these rings of auditory harmony with me. Where do you use these cellulars, in places with no alarm clocks?? I'm confused, what is this cellular crazy crap? You are last.
Rank, wake up!!
Fred Gwynn
Fred Neil
Tony Gwynn
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363Hello! This ranks I will be the doing of!
from Signore Mattw:
All of alarms, they are of the horrible! This is why they are called ALARMS, no? They have the alarming! With the rush of the fire warning, or the klaxon of tornados, the stomach-dropping triggered by the ears - this is no way humans should use the wake up!
A nice radio, she's a wakeup. Therefore:
Fucking dog, jumping on the bed Thisa pissa me off and I have the agape canine! Dogs fucking on bed? This issa terrible way to bring the snap awake!
Alarm clock this is of the low of all-time. You really need the waking at a time of significance so you say to self "I set the alarm that goes the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and for extra sneakyness, the BEEP BEEP she be going off across room and to make it stop I have to get the up." And then it's the 5AM and the BEEP BEEP she'sa going off really fucking loud and without the steering of thoughts, the mindless body launches out of bed, staggers to BEEP BEEP and TOTALLY FUCKING DESTROYS IT and leaps back into bed in the 5 second space/time. And then you have the real awakeness and it's 6:45 and you're goddamn late again
cell phone alarm please to see the above rank, with understanding that this is of the larger stupid for the BEEP BEEP is of the cell phone, and the cell phone she is of smallerness, and with the throwing, further and harder.
and of the new Welcomes to Signor Buildings, of the first execution of rank with the stylistics and fake Italian varience! Bravissimo! I Rank this but with shortness:
Michael McDonald - he is of the musical, the okay parts of the Dans of Steel and Doob Bros vocals in swallowing deep in throat fashion which contributes with subtle cultural semiconsciousnesses to the yarl of Vedderisms. With the James Ingram, this McDonald performs the "Ya Moh B There, Up and Over" with the pleasure of ear guilt.
Ronald McDonald - It is of the hocking plastic food plastic friendly clown bits, now onto solo career with special guest appearances but of greatness before with the Grimace and Big Mac and Hamburgler, pre-facelift. Yes, true, but King of Burgers and Duke of Doubt were of the champion all times of the foodfast corporate children icon shills.
Donald Rumsfeld - This is of the hocking plastic thought semi-crochety evil clown brigade - yes! though one of the spare few genuine fun parts of of living with the Shrub. You have it, the knowing of his lies, yet self-despite you laugh. Giant champion all times of the coverspin corporate/government child president shills.
Rank these icey ones, doctor homeboy G's
Ice Cube (entertainer)
Ice Tea (drinking liquid)
Ice Age (the species destroying Earth function as typified with the funny digital movie where Ray Romano plays a mammoth playing a depressed Ray Romano)
from Signore Mattw:
alarm clock
cell phone alarm
Fucking dog, jumping on the bed
All of alarms, they are of the horrible! This is why they are called ALARMS, no? They have the alarming! With the rush of the fire warning, or the klaxon of tornados, the stomach-dropping triggered by the ears - this is no way humans should use the wake up!
A nice radio, she's a wakeup. Therefore:
Fucking dog, jumping on the bed Thisa pissa me off and I have the agape canine! Dogs fucking on bed? This issa terrible way to bring the snap awake!
Alarm clock this is of the low of all-time. You really need the waking at a time of significance so you say to self "I set the alarm that goes the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and for extra sneakyness, the BEEP BEEP she be going off across room and to make it stop I have to get the up." And then it's the 5AM and the BEEP BEEP she'sa going off really fucking loud and without the steering of thoughts, the mindless body launches out of bed, staggers to BEEP BEEP and TOTALLY FUCKING DESTROYS IT and leaps back into bed in the 5 second space/time. And then you have the real awakeness and it's 6:45 and you're goddamn late again
cell phone alarm please to see the above rank, with understanding that this is of the larger stupid for the BEEP BEEP is of the cell phone, and the cell phone she is of smallerness, and with the throwing, further and harder.
and of the new Welcomes to Signor Buildings, of the first execution of rank with the stylistics and fake Italian varience! Bravissimo! I Rank this but with shortness:
Michael McDonald - he is of the musical, the okay parts of the Dans of Steel and Doob Bros vocals in swallowing deep in throat fashion which contributes with subtle cultural semiconsciousnesses to the yarl of Vedderisms. With the James Ingram, this McDonald performs the "Ya Moh B There, Up and Over" with the pleasure of ear guilt.
Ronald McDonald - It is of the hocking plastic food plastic friendly clown bits, now onto solo career with special guest appearances but of greatness before with the Grimace and Big Mac and Hamburgler, pre-facelift. Yes, true, but King of Burgers and Duke of Doubt were of the champion all times of the foodfast corporate children icon shills.
Donald Rumsfeld - This is of the hocking plastic thought semi-crochety evil clown brigade - yes! though one of the spare few genuine fun parts of of living with the Shrub. You have it, the knowing of his lies, yet self-despite you laugh. Giant champion all times of the coverspin corporate/government child president shills.
Rank these icey ones, doctor homeboy G's
Ice Cube (entertainer)
Ice Tea (drinking liquid)
Ice Age (the species destroying Earth function as typified with the funny digital movie where Ray Romano plays a mammoth playing a depressed Ray Romano)
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364SHABBA RANKS!!
ICE CUBE- black man of the now, throwback to renaissancials, do I bust rhymes, wax tracks or act like a tack? Only the Cube decide. His teeth cut on the scary beautiful NWAs, raps like the Nappy Dugout mystify and make the white mens feel slippery. And he was funny in "Friday"? Is he short and fat or tall and slendered? Who tf knows?? First my broham.
ICE TEA- you are always welcome mr tea in whatever form you choose, may you with the caffeines or without. Huzzah!! You are green or black or Tetleyed or Arizoner, you are of the organics and usually of the earth, you are natural and real, Mr. Tea!! You are not as satisfying in the Chi during Nov-April however, and the CUBE he can melt or freeze us, whenever he may choose. Second, tea, but I love you so much.
ICE AGE- it is indeed an age we do not know, what of this Ray Romano, is he the Raymond everybody loves? The Ice Age both killed and created, a strange duology difficult to comprehend. Wooly mammoths and sea monsters hiding neath the slabs of the Ice times, this is frightening. Does this have something to do with plate techtonics? I'm happy to be alive but wish I could galavant with the creatures of the pre-Ice as well. But maybe they would eat the humanoids. You are last cause you scare me.
Next up
Tic Tac Fresh Mints
The Replacements
The U.S. Mint
ICE CUBE- black man of the now, throwback to renaissancials, do I bust rhymes, wax tracks or act like a tack? Only the Cube decide. His teeth cut on the scary beautiful NWAs, raps like the Nappy Dugout mystify and make the white mens feel slippery. And he was funny in "Friday"? Is he short and fat or tall and slendered? Who tf knows?? First my broham.
ICE TEA- you are always welcome mr tea in whatever form you choose, may you with the caffeines or without. Huzzah!! You are green or black or Tetleyed or Arizoner, you are of the organics and usually of the earth, you are natural and real, Mr. Tea!! You are not as satisfying in the Chi during Nov-April however, and the CUBE he can melt or freeze us, whenever he may choose. Second, tea, but I love you so much.
ICE AGE- it is indeed an age we do not know, what of this Ray Romano, is he the Raymond everybody loves? The Ice Age both killed and created, a strange duology difficult to comprehend. Wooly mammoths and sea monsters hiding neath the slabs of the Ice times, this is frightening. Does this have something to do with plate techtonics? I'm happy to be alive but wish I could galavant with the creatures of the pre-Ice as well. But maybe they would eat the humanoids. You are last cause you scare me.
Next up
Tic Tac Fresh Mints
The Replacements
The U.S. Mint
From Crap to Rank
365Hello Chimpanzo! Welcome Matt!
Ice Age must acheive first rank. So important to the human race is these event. No more threatening Sabre-tooth cats and dogs. Such is the beauty that nature is cruel. Darwin said once for the strongest to make many babies, but no for the Ice Age!! Even the strong meet with their EXTINCTION.
Ice Cube from the big grass movies, NWA co-MVP, very well has his career treated to him. Not so much greatness from the acting, not much from the rap music, but successful in movies and music. How? Smart producing brains? Bad tastefulness supporting brains?
Ice Tea finds last rank with me, but I'm sure many find her tasty refreshfullness.
Rank these books with the humor symbol stories of satire:
Huckleberry Finn
Don Quixote
Gullivers Travels
Ice Age must acheive first rank. So important to the human race is these event. No more threatening Sabre-tooth cats and dogs. Such is the beauty that nature is cruel. Darwin said once for the strongest to make many babies, but no for the Ice Age!! Even the strong meet with their EXTINCTION.
Ice Cube from the big grass movies, NWA co-MVP, very well has his career treated to him. Not so much greatness from the acting, not much from the rap music, but successful in movies and music. How? Smart producing brains? Bad tastefulness supporting brains?
Ice Tea finds last rank with me, but I'm sure many find her tasty refreshfullness.
Rank these books with the humor symbol stories of satire:
Huckleberry Finn
Don Quixote
Gullivers Travels
be good or be good at it....
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366Huck Finn- the Twain, the craft, chickenbones in the river, whitewashed fences, young Tom Sawyer your apprentice in rambling through the south (see Dickie Betts)!! Big River!! Itchy Ban!!
Gulliver- English tale of the open sea, I get you confused with the Robinson Crusoe, what else to say, you are old and I can't remember you well.
Don Quixote- La Mancha, is there swashbuckling here?? I have never read you!! Shame on this ass of mine! You are Spanish, you of a land I have not yet trampled, so weird and strange is your mystery, you are probably translated too, so, last.
Still someone must work out
Fred Gwynn
Fred Neil
Tony Gwynn
now how bout
Bicycling
The First-round bye
The "bi-curious"
Gulliver- English tale of the open sea, I get you confused with the Robinson Crusoe, what else to say, you are old and I can't remember you well.
Don Quixote- La Mancha, is there swashbuckling here?? I have never read you!! Shame on this ass of mine! You are Spanish, you of a land I have not yet trampled, so weird and strange is your mystery, you are probably translated too, so, last.
Still someone must work out
Fred Gwynn
Fred Neil
Tony Gwynn
now how bout
Bicycling
The First-round bye
The "bi-curious"
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367wtf? the gwynn rank, she is classic
tony gwynn, he is short fat man who is one of great pure hitters in baseball history!! he has whitest voice of any black man alive! and he is cool guy, who has gone back to s.d. state to 'coach' the baseball. i like him to hear on tv commentator. so...tony!!! in this tough category, you are FIRST.
fred gwynn, he cannot play the guitar so's i know, and he did not to write 'everybody's talking,' but he is tall skinny man who makes a great funny hermann munster with his deep macabre laugh and this is good for SECOND PLACE.
fred neil, you were decent folkie. maybe i am to say i like you as much as phil ochs. which is ok. so congratulations on last place!
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the bi-curious female, she is sometimes some sort of half-crazy woman who makes a man's life difficult, but i think this 'difficult,' she is a beautiful difficulty. i think 'bi' and large (haha!) she is great and number one.
bicycling, she is nice way to a) get of exercise, b) get from point a to point b, and c) make a less smoggy pollution for the breathing. so number two.
the first round bye, she is so beautiful for the team in the second round, to only need to start the tournament. she can kick the ass off the packers, who have to make a run on adrenalin for so many weeks and then come to play this team at home stadium. but the frb, she makes a crazy asymmetry in the bracket, and this offends my aesthetic sensibilities. so third place.
the bi-curious male, i think he is in denial of to be gay man. for the female form, she is curved and therefore like the beauty of all nature, she appeal some to all people. but the male form, he is block at best, and therefore only appeal to the people who really get a nice feeling from this form as a special thing of basic quaLity. these people are either gay men or straight (or bi) (or bi-curious) women. bi men, i think they need to look inside for honest gay self. so last place.
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rank!
nicole kidman
jason kidd
kid rock
tony gwynn, he is short fat man who is one of great pure hitters in baseball history!! he has whitest voice of any black man alive! and he is cool guy, who has gone back to s.d. state to 'coach' the baseball. i like him to hear on tv commentator. so...tony!!! in this tough category, you are FIRST.
fred gwynn, he cannot play the guitar so's i know, and he did not to write 'everybody's talking,' but he is tall skinny man who makes a great funny hermann munster with his deep macabre laugh and this is good for SECOND PLACE.
fred neil, you were decent folkie. maybe i am to say i like you as much as phil ochs. which is ok. so congratulations on last place!
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the bi-curious female, she is sometimes some sort of half-crazy woman who makes a man's life difficult, but i think this 'difficult,' she is a beautiful difficulty. i think 'bi' and large (haha!) she is great and number one.
bicycling, she is nice way to a) get of exercise, b) get from point a to point b, and c) make a less smoggy pollution for the breathing. so number two.
the first round bye, she is so beautiful for the team in the second round, to only need to start the tournament. she can kick the ass off the packers, who have to make a run on adrenalin for so many weeks and then come to play this team at home stadium. but the frb, she makes a crazy asymmetry in the bracket, and this offends my aesthetic sensibilities. so third place.
the bi-curious male, i think he is in denial of to be gay man. for the female form, she is curved and therefore like the beauty of all nature, she appeal some to all people. but the male form, he is block at best, and therefore only appeal to the people who really get a nice feeling from this form as a special thing of basic quaLity. these people are either gay men or straight (or bi) (or bi-curious) women. bi men, i think they need to look inside for honest gay self. so last place.
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rank!
nicole kidman
jason kidd
kid rock
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368Good griefs for these rank
Nicole Kidman - curvy woman of attractions burned by the Dianetics crazed Cruise, you endure the tabloids. Did you display some naked ass in Eyes Wide Shut? If so I'm certain you brought on the stiffs among many mens. I would not pay the obscene to have your relations, but perhaps one thousand dollars would do. you are first, sexual woman.
Kid Rock- altho you deserve credits for fanagling Pam Anderson tittyfucks, your music it is of the most horrific of all times. In musical rankage you always rank last or almost last. You are a Detroiter, this makes you tough? Fuck off, you're horrible Mr Rock.
Jason Kidd- you bring the fast dribbles, playmaker asshole, but you beat pretty womens and you're the ugliest of this bunch. LAST FUCKFACE!!
Take on this rank
Olsen Twins
Fender Twin
Twinkies
Nicole Kidman - curvy woman of attractions burned by the Dianetics crazed Cruise, you endure the tabloids. Did you display some naked ass in Eyes Wide Shut? If so I'm certain you brought on the stiffs among many mens. I would not pay the obscene to have your relations, but perhaps one thousand dollars would do. you are first, sexual woman.
Kid Rock- altho you deserve credits for fanagling Pam Anderson tittyfucks, your music it is of the most horrific of all times. In musical rankage you always rank last or almost last. You are a Detroiter, this makes you tough? Fuck off, you're horrible Mr Rock.
Jason Kidd- you bring the fast dribbles, playmaker asshole, but you beat pretty womens and you're the ugliest of this bunch. LAST FUCKFACE!!
Take on this rank
Olsen Twins
Fender Twin
Twinkies
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369Olsen Twins- Ah, many male with blood still flowing in his veins has many thoughts about being alone with these two for a little while. However, thoughts of Bob Saget molesting these two, making funny home video also clouds thoughts....moving on..
Fender Twin- well, a fine amp, to be sure. He of crunch and stout.
Twinkies- No, these are bad for you. Unless you are referring to the Minnesota Twins, then they are first.
rank, this perspira!
forehead sweat
chest sweat
butt sweat
Fender Twin- well, a fine amp, to be sure. He of crunch and stout.
Twinkies- No, these are bad for you. Unless you are referring to the Minnesota Twins, then they are first.
rank, this perspira!
forehead sweat
chest sweat
butt sweat
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370the fender twin, she is nice amp to make the clean of guitar sounds! she can not so much to make 'distortion' sound, unless you are to make her so loud, she break the ear with volume and harsh lovemaking. but she is pretty good amp, esp in her old tweed clothes. first!
the olsen twins, they are not to make you fat, and they are not uncooked 'bread' product made to rise by chemical reaction, with some kind of fat not from the olive oil in her. they are a) twins, and b) girls, or maybe women. so second place, though to be creeped out by them is fine.
twinkies, they are nasty, especially when deepfried at county fair. ten years ago, maybe i make the twinkie number two. for back in this time, the olsen twins, they were too young to make a wink-wink comment about them and their womanhood. but not anymore! and i don't so much to eat a twinkie or a ho-ho now that i am 'old man'! so last place!!!!!!
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rank this while i go back to working after my lunch:
olive loaf
olive oyl
"i love l.a." by the randy newmans
the olsen twins, they are not to make you fat, and they are not uncooked 'bread' product made to rise by chemical reaction, with some kind of fat not from the olive oil in her. they are a) twins, and b) girls, or maybe women. so second place, though to be creeped out by them is fine.
twinkies, they are nasty, especially when deepfried at county fair. ten years ago, maybe i make the twinkie number two. for back in this time, the olsen twins, they were too young to make a wink-wink comment about them and their womanhood. but not anymore! and i don't so much to eat a twinkie or a ho-ho now that i am 'old man'! so last place!!!!!!
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rank this while i go back to working after my lunch:
olive loaf
olive oyl
"i love l.a." by the randy newmans