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tmidgett wrote:
kenny?

use of finger quotes whilst speaking to denote irony etc.

just better: using yr elbows to denote nested parentheses

just worse: poking yr own eyes out to denote italics


kenny: selling yr xmas gifts on ebay

the Classical wrote:kenny: selling yr xmas gifts on ebay

JB : returning your xmas gifts to the stores from whence they came, and using the money from the returns to buy a PS2

JW : selling your services on lower wacker

btw, "just worse: poking yr own eyes out to denote italics" was a nice LOL moment in an otherwise 'meh' day. thanks.

kennie:

doudes with big boobs going topless at the beach

toomanyhelicopters wrote:kennie:

doudes with big boobs going topless at the beach

JB: Mel Gibson's "Braveheart" boobs.

JW: Said doudes wearing thongs.

Kenny Hill:

Getting a band or instrument injury (e.g. whacking a drumstick off your kneecap, stabbing your callused fingertip with a badly cut string, etc) while on stage playing support to a band you idolize.

K: Getting a band or instrument injury (e.g. whacking a drumstick off your kneecap, stabbing your callused fingertip with a badly cut string, etc) while on stage playing support to a band you idolize.

jb- letting out a particularly nasty curse word in front of your grandmother, and realizing that she doesnt mind and knew it was an accident.
jw - letting out a sneaky, putrid, wet, burning hot-yet-completely-silent fart while your girlfriend is performing enthusiastic fellacio.


fela anikulapo-kenny -
running into one of your early high-school friends while on a date with a new girl, and having him invite you over to his apartment for a rousing weekend-long game of BattleTech "just like the old days," only after explaining in great detail his maps and storyline for the next Shadowrun campaign he's GMing.

stewie wrote:JB: Mel Gibson's "Braveheart" boobs.

maddox is the shit

timmx wrote:Kenigula: Office Politics

just better = spending a slow afternoon at work researching the earning potential of a new career as a hot dog cart owner/vendor and coming away pretty excited about the whole idea

just worse = a local cover band, made up of executive-type white guys in their 40's, that works under the moniker "Casual Friday"


Please, kenny:
- Rollie Fingers' moustache

stackmatic wrote:

Please, kenny:
- Rollie Fingers' moustache

just better: greg norton's moustache

just worse: any ironic indie rock facial hair


kenny: scrambled eggs for dinner

kenny: scrambled eggs for dinner

j.b. popcorn for dinner

j.w. a only partially successful cracking of one's neck

kenny?

carpal tunnel syndrome

tmidgett wrote:kenny?

carpal tunnel syndrome

sorry to hog, but I can't help myself

just better: getting tennis elbow from too much jerking off

just worse: now that phish and creed are breaking up the amount of tribute bands is about the explode


kenny: coffee flavored gum

the Classical wrote:kenny: scrambled eggs for dinner

jb: Cold and delicious lasagna and piping hot blueberry Eggos for brunch.

jw: A sack of flour and a fifth of vodka for breakfast.

the Classical wrote:kenny: coffee flavored gum

jb: curry-flavored crepes

jw: tobasco-flavored jello



Kennifer Connelly:

Finding yourself once again in the midst of pleasant and different sensations as air and wind filter across your scalp after a nice, solid & significant haircut