i'm a 50 year-old man.

33 & more than one third.

jesus year still in full effect.


33 & halfdrunk after a concert. for i'm a jolly good fellow.





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enframed wrote:i'm a 50 year-old man.

But do you like it?

I went to the grocery store yesterday and was immediately ID-ed for booze. The checker was a very exuberant black woman who's response to my driver's license was a spontaneous, "Wooo-HOOOOOO!!!!! Look at YOU, girl!"

I laughed and asked her how old she had thought that I was and she said, "22 at most."

She seemed genuinely shocked by my impending 30th birthday. I told her that at least I had moved out of people thinking that I was a teenager and she responded with a wag of the finger and a "nu-uh...then you'd have all them creepy men tryin' ta date 'cha."

I wanted to tell her that I was dating Ben Adrian...

40 and a half years old.

I was weirded out a few days ago when a work colleague of the same age spoke of his 17 year old son. Fuck, am I that old? It seems like I was 23 only a few years ago.

I have noticed the onset of lower back pain.

42. Sons are 19 and 20. What the fuck happened?

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fancyjamtime wrote:42. Sons are 19 and 20. What the fuck happened?

Sounds like you had yourself a fancy jam time some 19 and 20 years ago - that's what happened.

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