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Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:55 am
by gjhardwick_Archive
you aint sleeping in my bed chief
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:02 am
by Champion Rabbit
I've been baking cakes all morning for my daughter's birthday party later today. I made:
A great big, dirty chocolate cake.
A bunch of fairy cakes.
Two plum (a great way to use up plums, this) and almond cakes.
So far, no casualties. I should quit while I'm ahead. I should probably take some Valium in advance too. If I had any.
*goes to check medicine box*
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:50 am
by noise&light
Champion Rabbit wrote:I've been baking cakes all morning for my daughter's birthday party later today. I made:
A great big, dirty chocolate cake.
A bunch of fairy cakes.
Two plum (a great way to use up plums, this) and almond cakes.
So far, no casualties. I should quit while I'm ahead. I should probably take some Valium in advance too. If I had any.
*goes to check medicine box*
These sound lovely. Didya take any pictures?
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:01 am
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
gjhardwick wrote:you aint sleeping in my bed chief
You ain't gonna be around to stop me, big man...
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:14 am
by simmo_Archive
Co-worker has been talking about her wedding for well over 30 minutes now
I must have said "yeah and "mm-hmmm" a hundred times each
She just keeps saying the same thing over and over again, and using the phrase "at the end of the day"
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD HELP ME
Is there anything more boring than listening to someone talk about their wedding for half an hour plus? Non-stop without a break?
I JUST WANT TO TELL HER TO FUCK OFF
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:17 am
by andyman_Archive
Call her a cunt.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:22 am
by Tommy Alpha_Archive
simmo wrote:She just keeps saying the same thing over and over again, and using the phrase "at the end of the day"
I love it when people say "So I turned round to him and said... then he turned round to me and said..., so's I turned round to him..."
Why do you keep fucking turning around if your trying to talk to someone?
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:26 am
by noise&light
simmo wrote:Co-worker has been talking about her wedding for well over 30 minutes now
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Is there anything more boring than listening to someone talk about their wedding for half an hour plus? Non-stop without a break?
You need to tell her your spider story. Tell her the story in great deal and with sound effects and use different voices for the different people on the bus. Really stretch it out. Maybe she'll get the point.
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:49 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
I am in massive tour widow state. I lost 7 pounds in less than a week because I can't eat.
The only thing that comforts me? Uzeda.
Who knew?
Little details from your day
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:01 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:I am in massive tour widow state. I lost 7 pounds in less than a week because I can't eat.
For years and years and years, I was the boyfriend out on the road, and I would make these phone calls home and hear how miserable my partner was back home, and I would think "But... you get the whole bed for a few weeks! You can read with the light on all night! You can hang with those girls that make me want to kill myself and everyone in the room! How could you be sad? I'm having a blast! You should too!"
And THEN...
I got married... to an actress who TRAVELS to work.
MAN... the whole "shoe/other foot thing"?
Maximum suckage. Fuck being left behind at home. It SUCKS.