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shevek wrote:there really is no end to your comic genius.

a thoroughly unique blend of pure douchebag and unadulterated assmonkey.

hey, I'm not the one sitting there hookerless on my birfday...you are, remember that

i must say you have given me the first laughs of what is surely proving to be the lamest birthday ever.

where do i go to get fucked up cheap....

burun wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:Last night, I spoke with a Mr Dean Stockwell of Hollywood moving pictures fame on the telephone. Long distance, naturally.

Phone sex?

Did you ask him what Scott Bakula was really like?

As soon as you mentioned Scott Bakula, I remembered who Dean Stockwell was. A good looking man; both of them.

I tried some Nói Síríus chocolate from Iceland--the 70% dark. "Good chocolate" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Iceland, but holy not crap. Seriously damned tasty.

They have chocolate with liquorice in it!

Also: banana caramels!

Wow.

It seems that Whole Foods is carrying the dark chocolate line; dunno about the liquorice.

Oh, and also, I've taught my two-year-old son to sing parts of a couple Captain Beefheart tunes. ("Smithsonian Institute Blues" and "Space Age Couple")

So this morning I attempted to fix the brakes on my girlfriend's car. Nothing too complicated, just new pads for the front. A job I've done maybe more than 10 times, less than 20 I would say on various cars over the years. As I'm putting together the second caliper, I was holding this clip thing with some needlenose while trying to pull it back into place. The pliers slip and with full force come straight into my eye. Luckily I wear glasses. My left lens chipped and deflected the pliers into my face, right under the eye. I freak out and run into the house thinking I'd gouged my eye out a la Christmas Story and luckily I'm left with a good couple of cuts, one of which is pretty deep. Three hours and a tetanus shot later, I'm back home with the area under my left eye taped up...off to see Superbad.

Stupid cars.

I found a brain w/ a partial spinal collum in the backyard. It looks too big to be a rabbit's brain, hmmm. The coyote may have had racoon for lunch.

Redline wrote:I found a brain w/ a partial spinal collum in the backyard. It looks too big to be a rabbit's brain, hmmm. The coyote may have had racoon for lunch.

The way I got it figured, it was them crows you were yapping about a while back. I betcha they got the coyote.

Nope, the crows ate more bunnies. Glad I didn't see it.