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Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:48 pm
by Tom_Archive
the Classical wrote:"My Other Car is Another Car"


For a brief period of time I had a 951 Porsche. I always wanted to get a sticker of a Porsche emblem pissing on a Ford logo and taking a crap on a chevy logo.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:50 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
Tom wrote:Fun Ender just made one of those that's green slime green and says "Pray for yourself".


I saw that on somebody's (your?) helmet - I like it.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:52 pm
by Tom_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:
Tom wrote:Fun Ender just made one of those that's green slime green and says "Pray for yourself".


I saw that on somebody's (your?) helmet - I like it.


Yeah. It was mine. Im thinking about painting my motorcycle glow in the dark green to match it.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:22 pm
by todd_v_Archive
GOD HATES FLAGS

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:42 pm
by gravitypinsusdwn_Archive
I saw this bumber sticker on this truck with like, tons of shit all piles in a trailer on the back and bungie cord-ed to the sides... it said "Recycle... or die."

For some reason I thought that was hilarious. Maybe it was because it is impossible to enforce...

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:00 pm
by rrmanless_Archive
Oops.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:33 am
by electrons_Archive
themajormiller wrote:Okay, these are frighteningly popular here in the south. I don't find them funny, but rather sad and slightly disturbing*...

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No, actually, they're fucking hilarious.


Did you post this on Sept. 11 on purpose?

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:22 am
by The Kid_Archive
sack of smashed assholes wrote:old white lincoln with rust on it. american flag on the attena, stenciled acrros the entire rear end of the trunk on the car. NUKEM - LETS ROLL!


Holy shit, I saw this car a few times when I lived in Madison. Because I was seeing the car in Madison, which is probably the world's capital of cars covered in left-wing bumper stickers, I always wondered if it was a parody or if the guy was for real. I suppose he was probably sincere in his stenciling.
The bumper sticker that makes me instantly furious is the "W Stands for Women" Bush campaign sticker. Most of these have probably been peeled off the SUVs they were affixed to by now, but seeing one makes me want to go apeshit with a crobar.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:00 pm
by Schaal_Archive
"My Other Car is a Beer"

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:17 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
michael dahlquist had the bright idea of a 'ribbon'-type sticker that is a ribbon-shaped coil of shit, with SUPPORT OUR POOPS written on it

he thought this might be sellable, but i assured him it was not. funny, yes. anything but an invitation to get your taillights broken, no.

>>Nothing Fails Like Prayer

i like that

just today i saw one of these:

Unless you're a hemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS!

this is funny on this car for two reasons:

1) the reason it's always funny, which is its implication that hemorrhoids are welcome on one's ass

and

2) the hood of this 1990 honda prelude was pancaked as if it had rear-ended a truck