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Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:03 pm
by waltermalling_Archive
not funny major.

seriously, is that acceptable white sox fans?

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:25 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
TheeMajorMiller wrote:
waltermalling wrote:“earlier this year during batting practice in front of reporters guillen spotted a friend in the stands. ‘hey, see this guy, he’s a homosexual. he’s a child molestor!”

washington post
october 21st, 2005


Dude, you know Ozzie Guillen??!!


I assumed it was toomanyhelicopters hanging around the stands trying to pick up guys again.
I don't blame him, there's only so many times they can kick that guy out of their clubhouse before someone loses their temper.

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:48 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
waltermalling wrote:not funny major.

seriously, is that acceptable white sox fans?


walter, ozzie guillen is a latin-american. don't be racist.

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:28 pm
by stipendlax_Archive
'Stros in 6

That's all I have to say

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:50 pm
by mattw_Archive
More news from our friends at the Onion:

Bush to pitch first game of World Series

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:53 pm
by Gone Savage_Archive
To anyone going to Game 1, a great Chicago band, The Tossers, are paying by Gate 3 starting at 4:15pm.

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:29 pm
by waltermalling_Archive
someone named their band the tossers?
why would you do that?

Astros vs. The White Sox

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:26 pm
by electrons_Archive
Intern_8033 wrote:Ryan, I disagree. In order to truly love a team, you must hate all other teams. The more "sense" it makes to not hate them (i.e. geographical proximity), this "sense" should serve only as the power to which you raise your hatred. If you like a team enough, inter-sports borders become permeable, and you must infect all physically competitive past times with your disgust.

Living up to this ethic is unrewardingly consuming, so I have chosen a life of professional sport celebacy.


8033, this is analogous with me hating when you are not near me.