My father is one of the only men in the usa to have a PhD in Metalurgical Engineering.

My brother has an IQ of 160 and flies stunt planes.

I speak fluent Russian.

I interned at Electrical Audio, have since made several records at Electrical Audio and have been recorded at Electrical Audio. I also won the Electrical Audio Poker Tournament at the most recent TapeOpCon.

I own a recording studio and work as an audio engineer for a living.

I play in a rock band.

My girlfriend is beautiful and smart and thinks that my enourmous shits are awesome.

*edited to add poker tournament... that was cool and true*

--I was born on Friday the 13th.

--I saw Charlie Rich in '73, AC/DC in '77, Thin Lizzy in '78, and Die Kreuzen in '83.

--In high school, I was simultaneously the captain of both the football and the High Q (quick recall) teams.

--I once sang for Minor Threat. My band had traveled to Nashville to play for free just so we could share the stage with Minor Threat. Their roadie was sick, so Ian took him to the hospital. When Minor Threat's turn came to soundcheck, Ian wasn't back yet. Lyle asked me if I knew any of their songs and whether I'd sing while they sound-checked. I then sang "Straight Edge," "Filler," and "Seeing Red" backed by Minor Threat.

--I rode a donkey led by Ladakhi monks up a mountain to a remote Himalayan monastery.

--Bob Dylan winked at me once.

--The first joint I ever smoked was rolled with a page torn from a bible.

I have been in sports illistrated twice, and on Monday night football.

There's been a thread here that was basically dedicated to trashing my artistic/musical merits or lack thereof!

This was well before I joined here though.

I'm glad to have unintentionally riled people up here at one brief point.

Oh! I thought of something!

I was on a CourtTV special (a "true hollywood stories" style piece of trash show) about Courtney Love. I'm interviewed for about 45 seconds, mostly just calling Courtney Love lots of bad names.

yaledelay wrote:I have been in sports illistrated twice, and on Monday night football.

That rules! Who did (do?) you play for?

In 1999 I was 23 and a millionaire on paper because of my stock options in the tech company I work for. I couldn't sell any of them because they didn't vest until 2003. By 2003 the stock had plummeted from over $100 to $1.50.

Still, they helped pay for my wedding.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

yaledelay wrote:I have been in sports illistrated twice, and on Monday night football.

That rules! Who did (do?) you play for?

I am a Packer Fan and owner (I own stock) and my Father had great seats, 20 yardline 3 rows up, visiting teams side... but it should be noted that this wasn't some big crowd shots, you can cleary see me and my father in the issues and on Monday night they had the camera on me for quite a long time...

I've done tons of crazy things but this is just one quirkly little one...

my original last name was kühlmann, but they changed it to something english when my great, great grandfather landed in philidelphia.

i've dropped acid with two members of the u.s. olympic ski jumping team (while they were still on it).

i have randomly run into someone from my hometown (pop. <30,000) in both germany and japan.

and, i have eaten raw beef liver, tongue, and skull muscle.

I once created two human beings in a single night, using only my penis.