*HEERRRMMG*

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby son from the hotel balcony?

Because he didn't finish his plate of sperm.


I've never heard of this guy before. I just watched his youtube videos. The kimmel show one is funny.

Never heard of it.

It sounds like I may be missing something....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW22Kv9N0mE

Check this out.

Very funny! I was indeed missing something, and comedy is one of my top priorities.

Check out the poolside chat videos on youtube as well. They are pretty funny.

Also the one where he is introducing a band at a gig. He's just winding everyone up on purpose. I like that. Crowd baiting.

Hi, The Reader tells me that Neil Hamburger will be performing at The Hideout this Tuesday night at 8 pm.

I can't go because school is kicking my ass, but you should.

He's playing The House in DeKalb on Wednesday. I'll be there!

I saw NH in Australia where he has quite a little cult following. He had a semi-hit single there and everyone was chanting for him to play it. So they cued up the backing tape and he sang along to it. Halfway through he stopped singing and dropped the mic and it became apparent he was miming which was hilarious as I hadn't twigged. He then walked offstage, leaving the tape playing, went to the bar and got a drink and then threw it over a girl who had been heckling him.

NC

and also:

What's the difference between a porcupine and Courtney Love?

If you prick yourself on a porpucine's needle you won't die of the AIDS

double-NC

I saw this video awhile ago, but I just watched it again and I laughed so hard I cried.

Neil Hamburger Hecklers @ Ricoh Stadium before Tenacious D:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk69oy0G ... ed&search=

NOT CRAP!