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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:38 pm
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Area cock not going to suck itself.

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:39 pm
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THAT MAN TO YOUR RIGHT IS WEARING A TOUPEE

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:59 pm
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Big Momma's House 2 Preemptively Inducted Into National American Vault of Irony

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:03 pm
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Man Gets Sex Change To Fend Off Local Fags

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:11 pm
by Tree_Archive
Man Gets "Served" by Opponent at Breakdancing Competition, Coffee Shop


Mike Tyson Gets Punk'd, Rapes Ashton Kutcher


Kansas City-St. Louis Fight Broken Up by Columbia

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:51 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
Archbishop Who Forgot To Use Search Function Is Derobed

Residents Of Jordan, Minnesota Sue Popular Music Band
"We never once played hide and seek" says community leader

"Too Many" Cooks Make Wonderful Broth - Critics Retract Earlier Speculation

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:10 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Little Fanfare as Local Bar-Band Adds "Sultans of Swing" to Set

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:18 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
Osama bin Laden's message to Geo. Bush: It is perfectly fine to go in to the woods tonite.

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:37 pm
by Christopher_Dragon_Archive
Jews For Jesus Member Looks Up Oxymoron In Dictionary

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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:21 am
by Tree_Archive
'Barista' Made Fun of by 'Coffee Shop Employee'