russ wrote:If you look at the odds in Vegas (fuckin' Vegas!) it breaks down to this:
2004 World Series Champion
The Yankees 7-2
The Red Sox 9-2
The Cubs 7-1
The Angels 9-1
The Astros 10-1
The Phillies 10-1
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(way down the list)
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The White Sox 30-1
The Dodgers 30-1
etc.
The numbers speak for themselves.
Find me the pre-season line on the Diamondbacks, Angels and Marlins for the last three years.
russ wrote:Bradley, you want an argument for why Wood is the shit. I'll give you one. I saw that fucker up close in Puerto Rico and maybe behind only Dusty Baker, he had the shit. When you walked by him on the casino floor, you felt the shit surrounding him. I don't have to talk about his 20 strike outs and all that other bullshit. How 'bout the fuckin' 2 run homer in Game 7 of the NLCS, or that behind the back catch off a liner straight back at him in his previous start. You think Steve Bartman is gonna get Kerry Wood down? Fuck no!
I was legitimately jealous knowing that the Electrical staff was busily casino-ing, sunning themselves, honing their ever-so-sharp beach skills and hobnobbing (sp?) with the Cubs in Puerto Rico during the Cubs/Expos series last September. But it's not spite that keeps me from buying into this Kerry-Wood-having-the-"shit" nonsense. I don't buy into it because it's lame. Freakish home runs? Snared line drives? Who cares? He's a guy with stellar "stuff" who is an above-average pitcher.
russ wrote:Greg Maddux: TIm is right, 3rd slot/pitching coach. He obviously brings some experience for the younger guys to play off of. That's gonna help. I don't think he's the saving grace though. We were fine without him, but we're stronger with him. (Hear that, stronger than last year, bitch.)
I really don't care about this argument. However, I am amused by the fan (i.e., you) who so identifies with his team that he includes himself in the "we" (i.e., "we're stronger with him"). You and the Cubs are no "we". If I'm wrong, and you and the Cubs are in fact a "we", please give me a call as soon as your Tribune checks start clearing. I'll be out to Chicago immediately because you're buying the first round, Kyle.
russ wrote:Pudge: Fuck Pudge. The Tigers can have 'em. He'd just fuck us up. Last thing we need is some over-priced, cocky asshole telling Prior and Wood what to pitch. Baker can handle that just fine if he ever needs to. Baker has more class and charisma than fuckin' Pudge in his little finger. We've got the best manager in baseball. I'll take that over Pudge-whacker anyday.
Who cares? And is this even an argument? Is it even English?
russ wrote:The White Sox: The White Sox blow too. 30 to 1. 30 to 1. 30 to 1. Good luck Crede crew. Oh, I heard that ALL the umps at U.S. Cellular field are required to wear face masks and full padding this year. I'll sneak in cheap during 1/2 price day, to watch the comedy, thank you very much.
The fan attacks are such obvious refuge for a Sox-Cubs argument that I am embarrassed that you used them. But who cares? However, what astounds me is the lack of memory Chicago sports fans have of: (i) Randy Myers being jumped by a fan at Wrigley Field; (ii) the debacle where the Dodgers bullpen and Cubs fans fought in the first base side stands; and (iii) Sean Burroughs (I think) getting clipped by a cell phone thrown at him by a Cubs fan last year. In any event, there isn't a day where I wouldn't feel far more safe at US Cellular than Wrigley. FAR more safe.
russ wrote:George Stienbrenner: Quoting Trump, "He's a winner." NY can keep his wrinkled ass. Winner? Spoiled brat is more like it. Uh, I thought he was gonna fire Joe Torre if they didn't win last year. What happened to that? Darth Vader and the Empire never could beat the Rebel Alliance.
Who cares? By the way, Star Wars references? Gae.
russ wrote:What else? Bring it on!
Nothing for now..
russ wrote:russ
Bradley R. Weissenberger