Nigella, she looks like a bunch of ripe grapes.

Plus posh English women are filthy.

Giada De Laurentiis.


I also made my first tukey following Alton Brown's directions fairly close, and it tasted great (and even the leftovers were moist). If you would have told me a year ago I would soak a bird in brine before I cooked it, I woulda said "Hail no, are you MAD?" or something like that.

Redline wrote:Giada De Laurentiis.

cannot. stand. her. show.

Why doesn't Anais Nin have a cooking show? Or Poppy Z. Brite? Lisa Suckdog? I mean, we all know what we're going for here, right?

The 'Hecate's Devilish Delights Cooking Hour'. Hey, I'd watch that.

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Nigela, of course.

Pet peeve: the annoying, near-microscopic shots of food that are fast-cut into the stream of the cooking. It seems the producers of too many of the Food Network's shows are afraid our attention spans are short enough not to be able to stay with ordinary medium shots of the cooking process. Stop it!

Redline wrote:
Giada De Laurentiis.


katie, a princess, wrote:

cannot. stand. her. show.

I don't watch her show. But she has the hottest plate. I bet.