Nigella, she looks like a bunch of ripe grapes.
Plus posh English women are filthy.
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42Giada De Laurentiis.
I also made my first tukey following Alton Brown's directions fairly close, and it tasted great (and even the leftovers were moist). If you would have told me a year ago I would soak a bird in brine before I cooked it, I woulda said "Hail no, are you MAD?" or something like that.
I also made my first tukey following Alton Brown's directions fairly close, and it tasted great (and even the leftovers were moist). If you would have told me a year ago I would soak a bird in brine before I cooked it, I woulda said "Hail no, are you MAD?" or something like that.
Nigella Lawson or Rachel Ray
43Redline wrote:Giada De Laurentiis.
cannot. stand. her. show.
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I remember getting kicked out of class in the 3rd grade because I couldn't stop giggling while our teacher lectured us about homeless people.
Nigella Lawson or Rachel Ray
44Why doesn't Anais Nin have a cooking show? Or Poppy Z. Brite? Lisa Suckdog? I mean, we all know what we're going for here, right?
The 'Hecate's Devilish Delights Cooking Hour'. Hey, I'd watch that.
The 'Hecate's Devilish Delights Cooking Hour'. Hey, I'd watch that.
Nigella Lawson or Rachel Ray
47[garbage-bowl-as-combination-brainpan-genital-joke]
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49Pet peeve: the annoying, near-microscopic shots of food that are fast-cut into the stream of the cooking. It seems the producers of too many of the Food Network's shows are afraid our attention spans are short enough not to be able to stay with ordinary medium shots of the cooking process. Stop it!
Nigella Lawson or Rachel Ray
50Redline wrote:
Giada De Laurentiis.
katie, a princess, wrote:
I don't watch her show. But she has the hottest plate. I bet.
Giada De Laurentiis.
katie, a princess, wrote:
cannot. stand. her. show.
I don't watch her show. But she has the hottest plate. I bet.