emmanuelle cunt wrote:So you can carry a bag and it will be invisible! Great!

Well I mean, y'know, you can carry a bag if you want. I'm obviously not going to. Obviously.

Alberto the Frog wrote:Also, and importantly to many of you:

'Hello pretty lady at bar, can I buy you a drink? By the way, check out my flying!!'

vs

'Hello pretty lady at bar, can I buy you a drink? By the way, I can turn myself invisible and hide in the shower...'

This is exactly what I was thinking. "Hey baby, grab on. I'll take you for a flight." A fucking flight. Pull that shit off and you will not have to hide to see women naked. Something tells me, however, that this is not a selling point for many of you.

The water balloon thing made me think, and it's really early here so forgive me if this has been covered and I missed it. When it rains, your form would be made out, right?

Another thing to consider about being invisible: If you are wearing just pants or just pants and a blazer, you can reenact scenes from Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" video. No way that gets old.

scott wrote:

MRoyce wrote:Since you're getting all scientific, you people that chose invisibility do realize that you'd be blind while invisible, right? With all light passing through your eyeballs, you won't see anything at all.

LOL. The way invisibility works is that it affects the perceptions of others, it makes them unable to recognize that they're seeing you. It's not like your body goes out of phase and light passes through it or anything like that. It's that the light that gets reflected off your body has an unseeable marker added to it. I mean, DUH!!!

The hardest part is working out the glitches so that cameras and other detection systems can recognize your unseeable tag. Once you've got that worked out, you can totally pee in your mouth.

What if that unseeable marker also made your breath smell like urine permanently? What then, Mister?

Oh wait..

Things that I will never tire of when I am invisible:


- Phantom teabagging the imam at Stoke Poges Lane mosque - that'll learn him for twatting my hands with that splinter ridden block of wood as a child.
- Going to t.A.T.u. gigs. Nobody can see so nobody can take the piss.
- Terrorising Jamiroquai.
- Drawing willies on important historical documents like the Magna Carta and the Declaration of Independence.
- Riding cabs for free.

Rimbaud III wrote:Things that I will never tire of when I am invisible:



- Riding cabs for free.

What's the fun if they don't take you to where you want to go?

emmanuelle cunt wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Things that I will never tire of when I am invisible:



- Riding cabs for free.

What's the fun if they don't take you to where you want to go?

[TAKES ANOTHER HIT FROM THE BONG]

Duuuuude, sometimes, it's like, just about the journey...

I can't believe that anyone would choose Invisibility over Flight.

Didn't anybody here see the episode of Heroes where Nathan looked up into the sky and then just took off, breaking the sound barrier? How could you not want to do that?

And just because you're flying, doesn't mean the government is going to dissect you. They'd have to catch you first. Bigfoot has been on the run for hundreds of years..and he can't even fly.

Flight all day, everyday day.

Flight, duh.


If you were invisible you would be blind.
And invisible.


If you had the ability to fly, you'd be FLYING.


no contest.

invisibility. you could do so many things for free! take plane flights, go on cruises, to the movies, really awesome sold-out shows, sneak into the vatican archives, etc. there are so many things. with flying you just... fly.

kenoki wrote:invisibility. you could do so many things for free! take plane flights, go on cruises, to the movies.

Can't I do all of these things now? A movie costs about 10 bucks, a cruise about a grand.

Is it just broke people and those without jobs who want to be invisible?