Nah, I see his point. And I'm still hoping I'm going to get it back.

R.F.F., I didn't expect the security deposit back instantaneously, or for her to check my apartment immediately. My problem is that as soon as I mentioned the security deposit she started making excuses...even going back to when I told her I was moving out 40 days earlier. She became more and more vague and evasive to the point where she started hanging up on me. For the record, I shouldn't have used the word "exploded" as I never yelled at her or even raised my voice, though I was furious at how she was acting. The whole problem stems from her lack of communication and refusal to give me any information at all. Who knows, maybe she already mailed the check? Why not just tell me though instead of hanging up as soon as she hears my voice? It'd make things easier for both of us.

Mr. Binary wrote:RFF:

You might be right and you might be wrong, but really, how shitty is it to rub salt in Wes9's still fresh wounds? Politeness is free, douchebag.

How has Wes9 been wronged yet? The landlord is well within the legal time frame for refunding his money. He asked for advice. I gave him my advice on what he could do to get his money. Calling her at 3:00AM is not helping. Exploding at her isn't going to help. Giving him advice on how to screw her isn't going to help get his money back any quicker. Wes9 put up a story on a message board asking for advice, that in my opinion, didn't make him look like a nice guy. He was abusive to a 60 year old lady. I called him on it in what I thought was a fairly polite way- and I'm the bad guy? By the way, I never called him anything that resembled the word douche Mr. Politeness (I told hm I thought he acted like an ass). People, in my opinion, who are rude to a 60 year old woman deserve to be told that they were rude to a 60 year old woman. I don't think that this makes Wes9 a bad guy- just wrong in this instance. Mr. Binary- if your idea of advice is to tell him how right he was, then by all means tell him. It's not going to get his money back any sooner.

wes9 wrote:Nah, I see his point. And I'm still hoping I'm going to get it back.

R.F.F., I didn't expect the security deposit back instantaneously, or for her to check my apartment immediately. My problem is that as soon as I mentioned the security deposit she started making excuses...even going back to when I told her I was moving out 40 days earlier. She became more and more vague and evasive to the point where she started hanging up on me. For the record, I shouldn't have used the word "exploded" as I never yelled at her or even raised my voice, though I was furious at how she was acting. The whole problem stems from her lack of communication and refusal to give me any information at all. Who knows, maybe she already mailed the check? Why not just tell me though instead of hanging up as soon as she hears my voice? It'd make things easier for both of us.

Now this she is a different story. The certified letter was a great start. Demand to see receipt and invoices for any work that had to be done due to "damage" you caused. You are allowed normal wear and tear. Say she had to replace the carpet (assuming you had carpet) and she's trying to get you to pick up the tab. Demand to see the receipt for the last time the carpet was installed in that unit. We would depreciate carpet on a 7 year cycle. So if you totally destroyed 5 year old carpeting- you are only responsible for 2/7 of the cost to replace. A similar formula holds true for most other things that wear out due to normal use. Paint and holes from picture nails generally fall under normal wear and tear and you should not be charged for them unless your lease says otherwise. If the apartment was left in really good shape and you use reasonable pressure to get the money- you should be fine. It does suck that you have to do anything at all to get your money. I hope your landlord doesn't try screwing you.

Shady Landlord wrote:Screw all of you up ass! You leave filthy shit mess in house! You call all hours of night, you bullshit! A dog is more clean than you! Meh.

Tenant union? Meh. You don't like live apartment, go buy house. Oh, you no have enough money? Too bad, shit. Just shutup and pay rent under door. This is America, you leeve like king compared to my country. You whine like a baby's every time sometheeng happen. You no tell me about drain drip, and I pay cost of thise goddamn thing. See, I was right no geeve you deposit. Screw you all. Meh.

Shadey landlord,

I have a question why were you in my room in my undies draw. You like guys Mr. Shadey Landlord? I see the Mr. International Gay Magazines in your apartment. If you don't stay out of my room, I will start talking to Mrs. Shadey Landlord and there will be blonde haired, blue-eyed Shadey Landlords and when you die I will tell your (my) kids about a well known thing called: RENT CONTROLLED APARTMENTS

mrdfnle wrote:

Shady Landlord wrote:Screw all of you up ass! You leave filthy shit mess in house! You call all hours of night, you bullshit! A dog is more clean than you! Meh.

Tenant union? Meh. You don't like live apartment, go buy house. Oh, you no have enough money? Too bad, shit. Just shutup and pay rent under door. This is America, you leeve like king compared to my country. You whine like a baby's every time sometheeng happen. You no tell me about drain drip, and I pay cost of thise goddamn thing. See, I was right no geeve you deposit. Screw you all. Meh.

Shadey landlord,

I have a question why were you in my room in my undies draw. You like guys Mr. Shadey Landlord? I see the Mr. International Gay Magazines in your apartment. If you don't stay out of my room, I will start talking to Mrs. Shadey Landlord and there will be blonde haired, blue-eyed Shadey Landlords and when you die I will tell your (my) kids about a well known thing called: RENT CONTROLLED APARTMENTS

Fuck you.
Shady Landlord never did you no wrong.

mrdfnle wrote:

Shady Landlord wrote:Screw all of you up ass! You leave filthy shit mess in house! You call all hours of night, you bullshit! A dog is more clean than you! Meh.

Tenant union? Meh. You don't like live apartment, go buy house. Oh, you no have enough money? Too bad, shit. Just shutup and pay rent under door. This is America, you leeve like king compared to my country. You whine like a baby's every time sometheeng happen. You no tell me about drain drip, and I pay cost of thise goddamn thing. See, I was right no geeve you deposit. Screw you all. Meh.

Shadey landlord,

I have a question why were you in my room in my undies draw. You like guys Mr. Shadey Landlord? I see the Mr. International Gay Magazines in your apartment. If you don't stay out of my room, I will start talking to Mrs. Shadey Landlord and there will be blonde haired, blue-eyed Shadey Landlords and when you die I will tell your (my) kids about a well known thing called: RENT CONTROLLED APARTMENTS

Oh. Call me gay guy? Yes. Goode one. Eete no bothers me. You call me gay because you bad tenant? You suck guy. Meh. I just want rent check and you have apartment clean. But you so beetchy. Then you call ME gay?!? Ok, I gay?, then you are beetch!


You say make sex my wife? You no can handle my wife! She break you eefe you even try to make sex. Asshole!! You are the tail of dog, talk about man's wife. No, tail of dog too loyal. You are foot of peeg.

Rent control?!?! You socialeeste hippee pig! You no talk like theese to me again! No even mention eete! Shutup you guy!




Actually, I make beeg deecision. I decide eveecte you. Getout! Hey! Everybahdie! mrfle eese no longer leeve eene apartment. I geeve apartment to Chreese_Dragone for half price! He goode tenant and no beetch about everytheeng. mrfdple, heete thee road, jack! ASSHOLE!!!

I sell heese stuff on Crap/No Crap section later theese week. You buy, great deal!

Shit, and all this time I thought Shady Landlord was an old lady...

It's ruined now, Shady...

I think fake Landlord has now all but superseded fake Italian.

i am currently awaiting the verdict on my $1400 deposit.


i'm guessing $900 will come back, who knows?

Gonna keep 'em on the 21 day calender though.

Who the fuck is Cheese_Dragon?