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Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:32 pm**

Also from the say something nice about a band you dislike thread:

DrAwkward wrote:Human Eye, you own nice synths.

Saturday Looks Good to Me, you inspire me creatively, as i went home directly from your show and wrote a song called "Limp-dicked Smarmy Twee-Pop Douchebags from Michigan Who Smirk On Stage Because They Were Fucking SO Clever to Reference Goddamn Belle and Sebastian in a Song Lyric Make Me Want to Do Crack and Blow The Smoke Up Their Dingholes Until it Burns Their Urethral Tubing (With the Force of 1,000 Suns)."

&

Peripatetic wrote:Joan of Arc, you're better at sucking than most other bands I've heard.

&

Marsupialized wrote:hey, Foo Fighters....I bet your girlfriends aren't fat
Hey Smoking Popes.....you...uh...well....suck real bad, sorry couldn't do it

I forgot about the sadness for a moment.

Thanks duodes

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:12 am**

simmo wrote:one time I was drunk at a party and I passed out on a sofa in a crowded room. next thing i know my best friend's shaking me and i wake up and say "what?" and he says "i think you should stop that". "stop what?" says I, and he glances his eyes towards my crotch and I realise with horror that I'm masturbating. I'd been doing it in my sleep for "some time", apparently, and people had been quite enjoying watching me. Putting your dick back inside your pants in front of a room full of people who have been watching you masturbate in your sleep is pretty degrading. Trust me.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:33 am**

mrdfnle wrote:Also from the say something nice about a band you dislike thread:

Oh cripes! So much gold in that thread! But the winner was easily

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Rob Zombie, you do not live in my house.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:29 am**

kerble wrote:
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Having never appeared on the cover of GQ or strut upon a runway, I am usually reluctant to call another person "ugly".

But I have no problem saying that Tom Petty is an ugly man. Dear God, is that man ugly. As physically unattractive as the other Wilburys might be, Tom Petty completely transcends their pedestrian or comic unattractiveness. He reaches a level of unholy ugliness that must be the result of Mother Nature's cruel and purposeful manipulation of the zygote.

He looks to be fresh from the grave, but newly dentured. He is "avert-your-eyes-children!" ugly, assuming that there is a child in all of us. He is a desperately malnourished human coyote.

Here's the thing, though -- it's not a fascinating or freakish ugly. It's just swamp ugly, but a whole lot of it.

Tom Petty, the joke's on you if you believe in a good and righteous God, you ugly man.

And you're ugly, too, Billy Corgan. Holy mother of God, Billy Corgan, you are one ugly human being.

incredible.

when i saw this thread, this is first quote that came to mind.

i almost feel like we should give Bradley a "Lifetime Achievement PWN3D!" or something. so much of his good work is head and shoulders above most of the rest of us that... well, allow me to offer an analogy:

for years and years, the University of Wisconsin was not included on the Princeton Review's "Party School" list because it was just assumed that the UW was more chemically enhanced than any other school in the world. this year, we were listed as the number 1 party school (fucking duh). i feel like it's that way with BRW; if we were to honestly evaluate the posts in this forum, we'd have to list a hundred things he said. from this day forward, i think we can just assume, based on previous evidence, that just about everything he says is of high enough quality to be in this thread.

speaking of which, can anyone find that "ass kick talk place" monologue? golden!

also, MTAR (and steve), your contribution was probably the funniest thing i have read so far this year. i swear i am never taking a break from the forum again, lest i miss something like that.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:05 pm**

it's another favourite of mine, senor zen.
i've actually quoted this on another forum in the past.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Please. No more talking of the ass-kick. We have maybe never to hear of the ass-kick talk in this place before, even in funny. Please. Do not let this place also to become the ass-kick talk place. So many ass-kick talk places in the world. The whole world is now the ass-kick talk place. Please. This one place. No ass-kick talk.

Maybe to go to gym and talk ass-kick talk with fellow tough gym guy. This is good place for the ass-kick talk of sweaty men!

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:12 pm**

tommydski wrote:it's another favourite of mine, senor zen.
i've actually quoted this on another forum in the past.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Please. No more talking of the ass-kick. We have maybe never to hear of the ass-kick talk in this place before, even in funny. Please. Do not let this place also to become the ass-kick talk place. So many ass-kick talk places in the world. The whole world is now the ass-kick talk place. Please. This one place. No ass-kick talk.

Maybe to go to gym and talk ass-kick talk with fellow tough gym guy. This is good place for the ass-kick talk of sweaty men!

So good.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:26 pm**

also, it may please the ms. whinna to know that Mont Saint-Michel is to be made into an island again.

whether this is a direct result of certain recording engineers abusing their welcome was unknown at the time of going to print.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:41 pm**

Adam CR wrote:
tommydski wrote:it's another favourite of mine, senor zen.
i've actually quoted this on another forum in the past.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Please. No more talking of the ass-kick. We have maybe never to hear of the ass-kick talk in this place before, even in funny. Please. Do not let this place also to become the ass-kick talk place. So many ass-kick talk places in the world. The whole world is now the ass-kick talk place. Please. This one place. No ass-kick talk.

AGREED
it's everwhere, no use for it here

smokey sez: only you can prevent the ass-kick

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:42 pm**

AS IN:

i agree with Adam who agrees with Bradley

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:33 pm**

Peripatetic to his new spambot friend wrote:Do like to have your asshole licked?

'Cause I mean, I could cool it off after clocker bob does his thing, that's all I'm sayin'..

fucking hilarious....................

-Jeremy

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