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post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:44 am
by Eating Noddemix
Yeah, I'm pretty crumpled up right now.
Can't imagine being any more gone than this and still being able to keep my head up-right.
My body feels so tired right now! It's a good feeling. I've sleeping on a hardwood floor for almost a month now. Haven't woken up feeling sore once yet. No joke (I would be the first motherfucker to bitch about this, trust me.)
I'm a man of simple needs and high standards.
Wooo-cheee-beee!
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:48 am
by caix_Archive
fuck you!
that is my drunk post.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:17 am
by that damned fly_Archive
i'm drunk.
please ignore: last couple of posts made today.
also: like you haven't been ignoring past couple of posts since ever.
i'm drunk.
fuck you.
i love you, man, i'm sorry.
but fuck you, still.
let's go get another.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:41 am
by John C3_Archive
You said you quit.
You should stay quit.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:42 am
by kerble_Archive
THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:00 am
by that damned fly_Archive
kerble wrote:THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:01 am
by that damned fly_Archive
that damned fly wrote:kerble wrote:THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW.
i'm no good at quitting.
besides, i'm on vacation.
i should either stay quit or learn to count ho many i've had.
i'm on vacation now though.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:06 am
by llllllllllllllllllllllll_Archive
sack of smashed assholes wrote:I'm always smoking when I drink. I told myself I would quit that. tonight, I was walking back from the bars and two guys asked me if I smoked marb reds. I said "hell yeah" then they gave me almost a whole pack. I was only expecting one. just gave me the rest of the pack... I don't know... I guess I haven't quit "weekend" smoking yet.
What is with that? I've been given almost full packs of Parliament lights on three different occasions.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:37 pm
by burun_Archive
SAKE!
With a leeetle dish of oshinko on the side.
I say again, SAKE!
If someone else were here right now they would tell me I am funnier after I have drunk 150ml of Oni No Shitaburui - the quivering tongue of the demon donchaknow.
People who do not know about sake: if it has the Japanese word for "demon" in it, it's fucking great.
Sleepkid can back me up on this, he knows the score.
I'm not drunk. I'm tired.
post while you are drunk thread
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:43 pm
by Ace_Archive
......it's the end of radio...can you hear me now...... CANYOU HEAR ME NOW?????????.../??