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what's the difference between a Portuguese and a bag full of shit?










the bag.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies?





























With a pitchfork.

Rotten Tanx wrote:Every one of these jokes has been told in the other joke thread. Kerble must be spinning in his condo.

Amen.

Clearly Kerble needs to invent some kind of Robo-Kerble that works on GMT.

I'm pretty sure that this one won't require any Kerblicatorization. Sadly it may also struggle with the laughs but the hell with it:

John goes to visit his mate Bill, who is ill, and finds Bill on the sofa looking terrible.

"Blimey Bill," says John. "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yeah, please mate," says Bill. "Could you go upstairs and fetch my slippers for me? That'd make me feel much better, thanks."

So John goes upstairs and opens the bedroom door - but instead of Bill's room, he finds himself in the bedroom of Bill's two teenage daughters.

"Hello girls," says John. "Your dad sent me upstairs to fuck you."

"You can't be serious," say the girls.

"Hold on then," says John. "Bill?" he shouts down the stairs. "Both of them?"

"Yeah of course mate, both of them!"

ha ha ha!!!!

Why do people molest dead babies?











Because they wouldn't stop crying all the damn time.

NerblyBear wrote:Why do people molest dead babies?











Because they wouldn't stop crying all the damn time.

that's just fucking sick dude. go home, and reflect.

Among the sickest I ever heard - note, heard, not came up with - reproduced here, just for the sake of completeness:

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?














You shit in her pussy.

I really feel like just deleting that. Sorry, folks. Stop laughing, Thorr.

Adam CR wrote:

Rotten Tanx wrote:Every one of these jokes has been told in the other joke thread. Kerble must be spinning in his condo.

Amen.

Clearly Kerble needs to invent some kind of Robo-Kerble that works on GMT.

A challenge! I accept sir!

How is a paederast like a tortoise?




































He gets there before the hair.

Take that, sir!