DrAwkward wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:The winning combination is: sex-shower/bath-food-bed. Or sex-shower/bath-bed.

Where can i purchase one of these sex-showers?

Um sorry that wasn't very clear indeed, it meant sex THEN shower or bath THEN bed. If you see me.

I shower about 11-12 times a week.

Every night for sure plus a few mornings just to wake my ass up. Also, if I'm going out with a woman that night, I'll hop in the shower and do a quick "funzone-flush" an hour or so before I head out.

Is Connor courteous? Si, Connor is courteous.

burun wrote:Years ago I discovered this miraculous over-produced, flangy, plugged-right-into-the-soundboard band called Lush.

Well, they did sound 'clean.'

Dindon Shazwan wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:The winning combination is: sex-shower/bath-food-bed. Or sex-shower/bath-bed.

Where can i purchase one of these sex-showers?

Um sorry that wasn't very clear indeed, it meant sex THEN shower or bath THEN bed. If you see me.

I could tell what you meant. I was making with the funny.

My people are known for getting ashy.

Once a day.

i use to shower daily but now i usually go once every other day because my life is considerably more boring and i get less exercise

my girlfriend is really big on skin products and shampoos and soaps and things i'm not interested in paying more than $1 for, so sometimes it's really fun to go into the shower and use a $40 bar of soap on my skin and then $80 shampoo on my hair and just load up one of those little airy-spongy-ball-things with some other things in bottles and then end up smelling like pomegranate or cedar or something

Ty Webb wrote: If you don't shower every day, you smell like a musty basement at best.

Well, I don't know, I can't talk about what men smell like, but when me and my girl travelled through the Australian desert, showers were rather hard to come by and it was fairly hot, yet I thought she smelled really terrific after three days without a shower. Kind of slightly sweet, slightly salty, slightly trufflesque, kind of spicy. Well, to tell the truth, there was some sporadic washing every now and then, but we kept it to a minimum. And it's not just her, I noticed that quality in some other girls. Or is that just me? Shall I seek professional help?

dimpfelmoser wrote:Shall I seek professional help?

There's a noted anecdote about Napolean sending a note to Josephine that included the quote, "Home in three days. Don't wash."

So don't fret! You are in the company of small and defeated men!

itchy mcgoo wrote:So don't fret! You are in the company of small and defeated men!

Napoleon was taller than you.

Hey! I just got out of the shower!

I have taken a total of either two or three showers since December 23rd. There is debate as to whether there was a shower that fell between the Dec 24th shower and the Jan 3rd shower. I believe there was, though it's tough to say for sure.

I always take a shower before I go play poker. Other than that, it's anyone's guess. Maybe twice a week on average.