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how D.I.Y. are you?

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:04 am
by Cranius_Archive
I gave birth to myself...how DIY is that, motherfuckers?!!

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:46 pm
by Eierdiebe
i change my own diapers.

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:16 pm
by rocker654_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I kill and bury my own hookers.


Why do you bother burying them? You must not live in a state with thousands of lakes full of acid rain.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:06 am
by John C3_Archive
I'll have a go at anything. I wish I could do more stuff but will learn as and when. I don't go out of my way to learn how things work if I don't need to, but if somethng needs doing I'll give it everything I've got until it's just stupid to not let someone do it who really knows how to. There are some incredibly basic things I've never done. There are some strangely complicated things that I have.

On a tangent of sorts, but after working in libraries and information for six years, I now wish I'd done some kind of apprenticeship when I was young in electrical engineering or something. From where I now stand, at 34, the idea of being a self employed electrician is much more appealing than spending any more time on a book-monkey stool, whereas when I was younger the last thing I wanted to do was something like that; maybe cos I come from (as they say) a blue-collar family and I wanted something 'better'. Now I see people my age living comfortably and being their own boss and knowing how to fix your house or machine or whatever, whereas at 16 I'd have seen them as going blindly into working class training because that was what was expected. I'd have called them sheep. Now I envy them. Yeah so I can write a bit and play a bit and I know a bit of stuff about philosophy or history or whatever. Blah blah blah. This person here can wire your garage up. Pick him. I'll be over here reading a book with my thumb up my ass.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:03 am
by Evil Wizard_Archive
I maintain my own spellbook.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:20 am
by Charlie D_Archive
DIY shit I do:
Build microphones (with varying degrees of success).
Rewire guitars (no problems there)
Cook (I don't even refer to the cook books anymore)
Mend clothing
Maintain a garden (such a zen-like calm washes over me)
Make my own cigarettes

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:06 am
by Jeremy_Archive
Yo mama so DIY, she has kids just to keep her employee count in accordance with inflation. Yo.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:07 am
by scott_Archive
Obviously that damned fly is the most DIY of all of us. I mean, he did make this thread.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:29 am
by Nico Adie_Archive
I'm pretty D.I.Y. because it's usually cheaper for me to build stuff than to buy it.

Measure twice, cut once.

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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:32 am
by that damned fly_Archive
scott wrote:Obviously that damned fly is the most DIY of all of us. I mean, he did make this thread.


in your faces, fuckers!