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Fucking Awesome
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Fucking Awesome
Total votes: 10 (38%)
I am a Christian and I hate anything cool
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I look forward to playing all y'all on 16-way multiplayer.

Thankfully, I have a wife that loves computer games more than me. Why do you think I agreed to marry her, you dummies?

I ducked into Woolworths today on the high street to stare at the empty shelves...me and and a bunch of other school kids. I have no idea how to get a copy. I'll just have to make do with watching the the first reviews on YouTube and live vicariously.

BTW you know there is a comedy club in the game in which Ricky Gervais does a specially written stand-up routine.

Burun, I expect to see you in-game as a Liberty City extra.

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Rotten Tanx wrote:I don't care much for computer games but I played the shit out of San Andreas for a while. I cheated, however. If you didn't use a jetpack it would take half an hour to drive round that fucking mountain and over to the next city. And fuck earning money or any of that crap.

I'll get hold of this new game eventually (when my brother buys it), find out all the cheats and then still take 3 months to finish it.


the easiest (and most addicting) way to make money in GTA3 is to bet on the ponies...i made millions doing that...

the longer you play the horsies the more you start to see patterns emerge...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:

1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.

2) Drive through a storefront.

I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.

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Ekkssvvppllott wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I was scared it was an Arab when they first show the dude, I ain't playin' no A-Rab game.


You should snatch up one of those nifty Operation Desert Storm themed games that came out in the early Nineties. That way you could shoot imaginary brown people unrepentantly.

There's this NES game called Platoon, based around the movie -- perhaps you've played it -- and it entails going around shooting flat-headed brown people in the jungle. In place of a life meter, the game boasts, I kid you not, a "Morale" indicator (the more Asians you kill, the more your morale goes up)... Good thing that game sucked for other reasons too.


The chartacter in the game is Yugoslavian (either Bosnian or Serbian). If he's a Bosnian the chances are that Marsup' won't be playing. Sorry to hear that.

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