Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:M_a_x wrote:I think Miracle Whip is better for bologna sandwiches.
When the mental image of eating a bologna sandwich with either mayonnaise or Miracle Whip entered my mind, another image, that of scraping a days-dead squirrel from a dirty street, cooking it on a stick over a cow dung campfire, and eating the cooked squirrel without using my hands, immediately took its place.
I lean toward the squirrel scenario.
I've never once had bologna. Have always found it repugnant, though I HATE the taste and texture of "lunch meat" in general, so even if bologna wasn't Z-grade, I'd still pass.
My older brother Pete, conversely, likes it. Apparently while he was in jail for a while he was pretty content with little more than having a roof over his head and bologna and mustard sandwiches to eat.
Marsupialized wrote:I have never once in my life eaten either miracle whip or mayo.
Not once, never.
I have no idea what they taste like, but I have an idea in my head and I want nothing to do with it.
Bullshit! Are you telling us you've never had a a proper BLT while living in Chicago all this time?
No fucking way...
Unless you're the type to hold the mayo. (Typical honkey, always have to complicate the order.)
Never had miracle whip and assume it sucks but I like the 365 brand mayo they sell over at Whole Foods. Sometimes when I'm too lazy or tired to cook I'll just take this mayo and spread it on a decent bread and just eat it like that while stuffing handfuls of lettuce down my thoat and maybe some tomato. (The poor man's BLT is still a hell of a lot more dignified than eating bologna.)