The Code is Almighty wrote:

steve wrote:(In order)
Ate massive Kuma's burger.
Made it home just in time to have explosive diarrhea into toilet rather than taxicab.

I had the Neurosis today and barely made it home before baring all into the porcelain. I wonder if they got a bad batch of burger?

Weird. Maybe somebody handled raw chicken and then put cold toppings on a burger. I think that's a common cause of food poisoning.

A group of us ate there on Friday evening between 6:30 and 8:30, right before heading down to Wicker Park. I had a Neurosis on chicken, but everyone else at the table had burgers. H-GM had The Kuma burger and he seemed to be doing fine when we all left The Note at like 3:45 AM.

That's kinda scary. I certainly don't want to think I can't trust the food at Kuma's.

Colonel Panic wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:

steve wrote:(In order)
Ate massive Kuma's burger.
Made it home just in time to have explosive diarrhea into toilet rather than taxicab.

I had the Neurosis today and barely made it home before baring all into the porcelain. I wonder if they got a bad batch of burger?

Weird. Maybe somebody handled raw chicken and then put cold toppings on a burger. I think that's a common cause of food poisoning.

A group of us ate there on Friday evening between 6:30 and 8:30, right before heading down to Wicker Park. I had a Neurosis on chicken, but everyone else at the table had burgers. H-GM had The Kuma burger and he seemed to be doing fine when we all left The Note at like 3:45 AM.

That's kinda scary. I certainly don't want to think I can't trust the food at Kuma's.

I ate a Kuma medium earlier today, feeling no ill effects.
The wife had a Mastadon garden burger, she's feelin' fine.
I declare Kuma's free of any jive.

Found my roommate and his girlfriend hacked up in small pieces. Ran out of the room screaming only to be confronted by a masked lunatic. Tried running out of the house but tripped on the way out and twisted my ankle up. Knocked on the neighbors door for help. They seemed pretty helpful but after they fed me I wondered why they weren't in any rush to call the cops. Noticed some blood on their shoes and things started to go black after I ate that last cookie. I've been typing with my nose. Send helllllllllllllllllllllll

Dugong wrote:Found my roommate and his girlfriend hacked up in small pieces. Ran out of the room screaming only to be confronted by a masked lunatic. Tried running out of the house but tripped on the way out and twisted my ankle up. Knocked on the neighbors door for help. They seemed pretty helpful but after they fed me I wondered why they weren't in any rush to call the cops. Noticed some blood on their shoes and things started to go black after I ate that last cookie. I've been typing with my nose. Send helllllllllllllllllllllll

We don't need to get llllllllllllllllllllllll involved in this.

Dugong wrote:Found my roommate and his girlfriend hacked up in small pieces. Ran out of the room screaming only to be confronted by a masked lunatic. Tried running out of the house but tripped on the way out and twisted my ankle up. Knocked on the neighbors door for help. They seemed pretty helpful but after they fed me I wondered why they weren't in any rush to call the cops. Noticed some blood on their shoes and things started to go black after I ate that last cookie. I've been typing with my nose. Send helllllllllllllllllllllll

funny post and you have the best screen name around.

Marsupialized wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:

steve wrote:(In order)
Ate massive Kuma's burger.
Made it home just in time to have explosive diarrhea into toilet rather than taxicab.

I had the Neurosis today and barely made it home before baring all into the porcelain. I wonder if they got a bad batch of burger?

Weird. Maybe somebody handled raw chicken and then put cold toppings on a burger. I think that's a common cause of food poisoning.

A group of us ate there on Friday evening between 6:30 and 8:30, right before heading down to Wicker Park. I had a Neurosis on chicken, but everyone else at the table had burgers. H-GM had The Kuma burger and he seemed to be doing fine when we all left The Note at like 3:45 AM.

That's kinda scary. I certainly don't want to think I can't trust the food at Kuma's.

I ate a Kuma medium earlier today, feeling no ill effects.
The wife had a Mastadon garden burger, she's feelin' fine.
I declare Kuma's free of any jive.

Please tell me this place names their sandwiches after excellent doom/stoner metal bands? If so, I must eat there. However, I'm probably a total lame ass for not eating there already, right? Can I get a Goatsnake or an Electric Wizard? Maybe even a Sleep or an Om? Will it give me the same satisfaction I get from listening to Earth 2, but in fast food form!? Tell me this is possible!

Friday the 13th was alright for me. I was at richdork festival, and I enjoyed the show as much as I could whilst being amidst a sea of douchebags. Met one of the gf's friends, she was really cool. It was a really good night.

Saturday the 14th was fucking terrible, though. Fuck that day.

WoundedFoot wrote:Please tell me this place names their sandwiches after excellent doom/stoner metal bands? If so, I must eat there.

All named after heavy metal bands, except for "The Kuma" which is their signature sandwich.

BTW, Kuma's is running a contest on their website, soliciting recipes for the opportunity of creating and naming their next sandwich.

So many ideas spring to mind. Maybe something called the "Sepultura" with a Brazilan twist, a garlicky burger topped with grilled shrimp, ground peanut and a white wine vinaigrette salsa? A char burger called the "Dimmu Borgir"? Or something with a ton of spices and hot peppers, called "Napalm Death"...

(Second thought, maybe that last one's not such a great idea after all, especially in light of steve's and The Code is Almighty's experiences)

As of now there's no "Pantera" or "Dimebag Darrel". This is a travesty of justice that must be corrected!

We have some great cooks around here. Maybe we ought to discuss some recipes and come up with a submission?

We need to go to Kuma's again! (well, me for the first time).

I wanna create a Kuma's burger.

I just submitted my metal burger:

The Sleep Burger

1/2 lb turkey burger covered in BBQ sauce on 2 thick slices of toasted sour dough bread topped with applewood smoked bacon, sliced yellow tomato, spinach, avocado and sprouts.

The burger that will slow you down and make you sleep.

We should probably make a new post about this.