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j_harvey wrote:

yaledelay wrote:

j_harvey wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:The mental image of some chick in ICP makeup flashing her boobs is going to haunt me for the rest of the day. This sucks.

In your mental image are her boobs painted like clown boobs?

J Harvey, this is your warning, if you are ever introduced to me I would cover your nuts... or wear a cup...

you have haunted me for life... and you must pay...

I will consider myself warned.

Mark Hansen wrote:

j_harvey wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:WTF are "clown boobs"?

If you aren't careful you are going to encourage some Photoshop answers.

It looks like, from a little internet searching, that "clown boobs" refers to large surgically enhanced boobs on otherwise small-framed women.

I was thinking it would be more along the lines of some black + white paint and two of those red clown noses? Are you telling me that this doesn't exist on the internet *somewhere*?

I was just reiterating the definition I found. Think Pamela Anderson, etc.

I didn't look that hard, so I didn't find any pictures. Give it a shot.

I'm thinking a clown nose on each nipple, and a painted clown smile cupping each breast.

Marsupialized wrote:plus those chicks all have real fucked up daddy issues they are looking to work out

This is true, actually.

Please don't ask me how i know.

DrAwkward wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:plus those chicks all have real fucked up daddy issues they are looking to work out

This is true, actually.

Please don't ask me how i know.

Oh, come on. Do tell.

Mark Hansen wrote:I'm thinking a clown nose on each nipple, and a painted clown smile cupping each breast.

I am so getting some clown noses etc right now. Just gotta convince the wifey that it's a good idea...

This is the closest I could find:

http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2002 ... ddingbozo/

After googling "Clown Sex" I realized that most of what comes up are clowns arrested for having sex with underage kids.

I remember a song I used to hear, I think on Dr. Demento, called "Kinko The Clown".

dude, you are telling me you wouldn't hit that?

Marsupialized wrote:

dude, you are telling me you wouldn't hit that?

I took this picture from the LSD thread and used it on my old band's MySpace account. Money!

Marsupialized wrote:

dude, you are telling me you wouldn't hit that?

With a baseball bat maybe

A 5-iron club