It's extremely difficult to win a guerilla war. We prevented one in the Second World War by saturating Germany with soldiers. My suggestion is that you completely move into the bathroom in question. Nothing should happen in there without your "close" supervision.

Hexpane wrote:So today, I went to piss

1. Urinal had not been flushed, filled w/ piss already
2. Divider wall, a BIG GIANT DRIED booger w/ a 3cm long nose hair attached! WTF

If that was at the MCA, it would be considered art.

The Code is Almighty wrote:It's extremely difficult to win a guerilla war. We prevented one in the Second World War by saturating Germany with soldiers. My suggestion is that you completely move into the bathroom in question. Nothing should happen in there without your "close" supervision.

Unfortunately I can not, that reminded me of my other complaint which has been bumped by these concerns, the poor ventilation in the bathroom. Open the door and it stinks like piss, and if someone shit in there the last 2 hours, you smell it. I could never move in.

Sad, a multi-billion dollar company that gives us cash bonuses and all type of perks, yet we will never hire our own janitorial staff, we simply contract out and in my case, the worst case scenario, we rent a building and simply live w/ whatever service comes w/ the rent.

Before we moved in this building was at about 20% occupancy. Now its 95+% and they have the exact same number of cleanings.

I smell profits off our suffering.

And fuck india and those cock grabbing mustache skinny fuckers!

Wood Goblin wrote:An Apple and Microsoft programmer walk into the bathroom and line up at adjacent stalls. They piss and then finish their business. The Apple programmer starts to walk out the door.

The Microsoft programmer says, "At Microsoft, we wash our hands after we take a leak."

The Apple programmer responds, "At Apple, we don't piss on our hands!"

The Microsoft employee points out that the Apple employee has piss on his hands and a few drops on his trousers.

Then they both notice that a Linux programmer in the corner is pissing in a shoebox wrapped in tin foil.

Get this...

I wash my hand BEFORE I take a piss... especially at home.

My dick is pretty clean... certainly cleaner that any fucking public restroom.

you wanna shake my hand? at least I wash my dick 1-2 times per day and I wash my hands at least 40 times per day. But you have to pay me a lot of scratch to wash my hand in most public toilets in NYC.

I dont shake hands w/ anyone unless forced to by them extending their hand and giving me the "if you dont shake my hand I will cry like a bitch" look.

I fist tap, I'll even make someone shake my fist if I don't think a handshake is really warranted. If the person is obviously out of line trying to touch my palm, I will literally extend my elbow instead.

If I really like you, we can touch clean dicks.

Well my latest update, I submitted yet another work request and specified its not a 1 time request but an ongoing issue that is embarrassing as a company and specifically requested not to be thrown into a 1vs1 confrontation w/ the landlord management again... I do not represent facilities

Fuck that unless I pee or poop on my hands or I've otherwise been handling fairly, filthy, disgusting things which leave a residue, I'm not washing my hands. I'm not so neurotic that the thought of germs frightens me, that's why I have an immune system to beat the shit out of germs.

I vomit on my hands after I use the washroom, I read somewhere that there are actually less germs in vomit than water

TheMilford wrote:My dick is pretty clean... certainly cleaner that any fucking public restroom.

you wanna shake my hand? at least I wash my dick 1-2 times per day and I wash my hands at least 40 times per day.

I wash my dick for at least 30 minutes every time I take a shower.

Guys it has NOTHING to do the archaic term "germs"

Its about DICK cheese not pee or germs.

The whole "vomit/urine" has less "germs" than water...

which would you rather splash on your face or brush your teeth with? obviously vomit, but lets remove that from the equation for the moment.

In summary, you don't need pathogens to be gross.

A fat homeless lady w/ ZERO STDs can still have a smelly stank cheese pussy. Do you want homeless genital cheese on your hands regardless of whether or not its "germ free"?

I absolutely love the "fuck that my dick/hands are clean I'm not washing them!" responses. For those of you nawt joking, its clearly a sign of blatant narcissism. My dick is clean too, howzabout I wipe it on your eyelids?