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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:20 pm
by MF Nightmen_Archive
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:12 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Two clowns shot dead at circus BOGOTA (Reuters) - Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.
The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters. One of the clowns was killed instantly and the second died the next day in hospital.
“The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident,” Henao said in a telephone interview. “We are investigating the motive.”
With an entrance fee of under 50 U.S. cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched it tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.
“The clowns came out to give their show and then this guy came out shooting them,” one audience member told local television. “It was terrible.”
And a picture. Priceless
Clowns are the suck.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:28 pm
by big_dave_Archive
Heartless. What about his clown-wife and clown-kids, all alone in their clown-house asking "where is clown-daddy?" Trying to pay the rent by gathering together whatever it is that clowns use as currency.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:24 pm
by Johnny C_Archive
At least his relatives can all take the one car to the funeral.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:56 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:06 pm
by big_dave_Archive
Johnny C wrote:At least his relatives can all take the one car to the funeral.
Awesome.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:09 pm
by Skronk_Archive
Wouldn't you expect 18 after the 17th tike? I know I would.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:13 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Skronk wrote:Wouldn't you expect 18 after the 17th tike? I know I would.
I'd expect death in childbirth, but probably I'm just being too pessimistic - if it hasn't happened yet, it probably isn't going to. That woman must be made out of rubber.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:43 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:05 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
