Co-workers who smoke

Crap
Total votes: 4 (19%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 17 (81%)
Total votes: 21

People: Co-workers who smoke

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Skronk wrote:Why is it your problem what your coworkers do? 15 minutes is nothing.


Because it's absurd that work stops so people can go smokesmoke. How about if I get to walk out of the middle of a meeting to go masturbate?

"I need to step out for a bit, I haven't stroked my cock to orgasm for a couple of hours. You know how it is."

"Hey, I'll go with you. Some five-knuckle shuffle sounds good about, just after lunch."

I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to deal with your absence or smell you when you come back, but god DAMN nobody needs to come back and stink up a room for eight people.

If I posted this about "co-workers who douse themselves in perfume," or "co-workers who blow stale meat farts," it'd be CRAP across the board.
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People: Co-workers who smoke

43
Andy wrote:
Skronk wrote:Why is it your problem what your coworkers do? 15 minutes is nothing.


Because it's absurd that work stops so people can go smokesmoke. How about if I get to walk out of the middle of a meeting to go masturbate?

"I need to step out for a bit, I haven't stroked my cock to orgasm for a couple of hours. You know how it is."

"Hey, I'll go with you. Some five-knuckle shuffle sounds good about, just after lunch."

I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to deal with your absence or smell you when you come back, but god DAMN nobody needs to come back and stink up a room for eight people.

If I posted this about "co-workers who douse themselves in perfume," or "co-workers who blow stale meat farts," it'd be CRAP across the board.

Seconded.
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People: Co-workers who smoke

45
Andy wrote:
Skronk wrote:Why is it your problem what your coworkers do? 15 minutes is nothing.


Because it's absurd that work stops so people can go smokesmoke. How about if I get to walk out of the middle of a meeting to go masturbate?

"I need to step out for a bit, I haven't stroked my cock to orgasm for a couple of hours. You know how it is."

"Hey, I'll go with you. Some five-knuckle shuffle sounds good about, just after lunch."

I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to deal with your absence or smell you when you come back, but god DAMN nobody needs to come back and stink up a room for eight people.

If I posted this about "co-workers who douse themselves in perfume," or "co-workers who blow stale meat farts," it'd be CRAP across the board.


If you have an addiction to jerking your cock, I'd understand if you left during a meeting.

The point here is, non-smokers have everywhere to be smoke free, but even coming into work smelling like smoke is a catastrophe.

Those are bad, the meat farts, the perfume bath, etc., but we don't legislate for that shit. That's the big difference.
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People: Co-workers who smoke

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Andy wrote:
Skronk wrote:Why is it your problem what your coworkers do? 15 minutes is nothing.


Because it's absurd that work stops so people can go smokesmoke. How about if I get to walk out of the middle of a meeting to go masturbate?

"I need to step out for a bit, I haven't stroked my cock to orgasm for a couple of hours. You know how it is."

"Hey, I'll go with you. Some five-knuckle shuffle sounds good about, just after lunch."

I don't give a shit as long as I don't have to deal with your absence or smell you when you come back, but god DAMN nobody needs to come back and stink up a room for eight people.

If I posted this about "co-workers who douse themselves in perfume," or "co-workers who blow stale meat farts," it'd be CRAP across the board.


i don't understand what the hell you people are complaining about in regard to smokers taking smoke breaks. sounds like a problem with your employer not the employees. do you guys not have regimented breaks for EVERYONE? i have never worked anywhere that allows someone to take a 15 minute break every hour. quit complaining and take a shower.

People: Co-workers who smoke

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I'm not too bothered abut the smokers. The have a shlter in the courtyard to smoke and I don't sit too close to any. The guys I do share space with are just alittle basic sometimes. The one across the divider burps out loud, excusing himself if that in some way excuses him. WTF. Well he used to until I could take no more ( this was loud burp every coupla minutes) and had to have a word with him. The guy who sits next to me is 'lip smaker' when he eats. He eats with his mouth open.
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