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yaledelay wrote:you did what you should have, I mean, all the squirrels are on crack
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,172612,00.html
you can't be living with crack dealers/users now can you?

I think that I saw one of those squirrels anally violating a blond hooker tranny in D.C., once.

if you love your cat you should try and prevent it from eating urban rodents as they can often carry harmful diseases.

any rodent actually

thats how this whole aids thing started, a monkey at a cat and then a gypsy fucked the monkey in the ass.

If only that gypsy wasnt poor he could have afforded a condom, then magic johnson would not have gotten so AIDS fat

Hexpane wrote:if you love your cat you should try and prevent it from eating urban rodents as they can often carry harmful diseases.

any rodent actually

thats how this whole aids thing started, a monkey at a cat and then a gypsy fucked the monkey in the ass.

If only that gypsy wasnt poor he could have afforded a condom, then magic johnson would not have gotten so AIDS fat

Definitely in the ass?

My cats don't go outside and I don't have vermin inside, so I'm unsure of the protocol when receiving a gift of rodent McNuggets. Are you supposed to enjoy it in front of them? "Mmm, that's good mouse head!"

Hexpane wrote:if you love your cat you should try and prevent it from eating urban rodents as they can often carry harmful diseases.

any rodent actually

thats how this whole aids thing started, a monkey at a cat and then a gypsy fucked the monkey in the ass.

If only that gypsy wasnt poor he could have afforded a condom, then magic johnson would not have gotten so AIDS fat

I could have sworn that when Richard Gere was a flight attendant was when AIDS started. And god dammit, Matthew Modine was pissed.

not crap. surely this is one of the things that household pets are for; killing vermin.

When I lived in Austin I lived in a house that was infested with rats. I mean...they got in and had run of the place, every breed gets more aggressive and territorial. I went away for a week and they shit on my bed.

So I bought rat poison, and it seemed to be working. Sometimes the rats would wake me in my sleep, as if to tell me "thanks you bastard. I'm hemorraging and about to die now. Anyways, the rat problem dissipated but had yet to completely cease, though it probably would have before too long.

Anyways, my roomate at the time, an epileptic retard who used to wake me up listening to his fucking Traffic albums at excessive volume while smoking pot, decides, "I'm gonna get a cat. I'm just so sick of rats."

And I say, "yes, but I've put out poison and the rats seem to be going away."

And he said, "Yeah. I'm gonna get a cat. The rats are too much."

So he does, and he freaks out at me, telling me in a panic I need to get rid of the rat poison, lest the cat should try to eat it. So I do.

Before long, the rats return. The cat is afraid of them, and won't do anything to kill them. Yes, the cat was a big puss.

Cat and owner, equally worthless.

Cats are carnivores, so what's the big deal? I am a bit surprised your cat actually ate the squirrel. My cat will only kills creatures and then leave them for us as offerings. For eating, he prefers Science Diet.

It's a cat eat squirrel world, man... or is it?

busbus wrote:Sometimes I get shit for "letting" my 2 Huskies kill vermin in the backyard.

I once tried to stop the alpha female from stomping a bunny. When I finally got to her and the bunny, she was already entering the intestinal area with her claws. As I pulled the bunny away from my dog, my dog sucked out the small intestine as if it were spaghetti. She even made the same slurpy slurp sound some of us pig like humans make when the tail end of the spaghetti passes your sucker valve.

Yeah right, try stopping that kill from happening.

My dog killed a baby bunny in a very similar way. It made my mom cry.

STF wrote:What would Stabby Cat do? Probably sTab StAB sTaB the squirrel.

I miss Stabby Cat.

We could revive the "Let us see you...naked" thread. That's bound to rustle Stabby Cat from its slumber.



Funny thread. Not Crap.