Mandroid2.0 wrote:

honeyisfunny wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:
Eggs Benedict (it looks as though they are coated in Cheez Whiz and someone tried to give them eyes):

Looks pretty good to me...

You're British, aren't you?

Saying I like those because I am British and we eat badly is like saying you're American, your money is worthless and all you're interested in is war. Actually, I guess we do eat horrendously. But they look like boobies. Give me a break.

Oh, I love Eggs Benedict.

Just not...those. Ick. Looking like boobies is one thing. Looking like something that was once plastered to Pamela Lee's chest, became sentient, and slouched blindly onward toward a nacho tray is another.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Oh, I love Eggs Benedict.

Just not...those. Ick. Looking like boobies is one thing. Looking like something that was once plastered to Pamela Lee's chest, became sentient, and slouched blindly onward toward a nacho tray is another.

That's better...

honeyisfunny wrote: