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Watch out, Beadle s (not) about.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:40 am
by B_M_L_Archive
Jeremy Beadle was found dead next to a small glove. Detectives don't know the cause of death, but suspect the small glove had a hand in it.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:47 am
by simmo_Archive
Come on, Jeremy was a good guy. Let's stop taking the piss and all give him a big hand.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:49 am
by holmes_Archive
a national institution

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:00 am
by Earwicker_Archive
I normally frown upon humour at the expense of recently disabled dead folk


today, however, is a notable exception.

tittered i have

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:04 am
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
Earwicker wrote:I normally frown upon humour at the expense of recently disabled dead folk


today, however, is a notable exception.

tittered i have


Admit it - you're hooked.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:13 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
I don't think this thread has got out of line or nasty though. But that's probably because we're all pretty even-handed people here.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:34 am
by Rodabod_Archive
Why did the little girl fall off the roundabout?



Because she had Jeremy Beadle hands.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:36 am
by cjh_Archive
I've just heard that his good deeds are to be recognized with a commemorative watch.

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:46 am
by hip priest_Archive
Does anybody else refer to half a pint as a 'Beadle pint'?

falsedog wrote:"Beadle's About" actually had some really penetrating explorations of the human condition; the sort of Milgram - like mind experiments you aren't allowed to do anymore.

One I remember vividly involved a guy delivering something to a household that turned out to be a small religious sect. They were amazed to see him and dragged him inside, where he saw a picture of himself made into a shrine. He made efforts to protest but then quickly seemed to relax into the role of being worshipped.

Many other very clever set ups hard to dismiss as childish pranks. Beadle had a small hand in many of the later copycat "pranks" programmes and his signature ingenuity overshadowed his piss poor imitators


Please tell me this was intentional...

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:10 pm
by SpankMarvin_Archive
Earwicker wrote:Why is Jeremy Beadle on the cover of all the papers today?

I mean someone's died - how sad - but come on, He was Jeremy fucking Beadle!

It's not like he found a cure for cancer or created great art or anything.

He rotted minds.

I can only hope the Doctor who told him he had Pneumonia just couldn't resist the obvious - though rather dark - practical joke he could have played.

That'd learn im.




Oh and lay off Bob Monkhouse.


What?

Ok, anyone dying is pretty easy to dismiss as being over-exposed if it's featured in the media. Don't worry, it won't be in the papers tomorrow.

For many people like myself who grew up in the 80s, Beadle was a fucking hero, because he was a kinda strange looking man who made 'old people' (i.e. adults) get their just desserts. When you're 10 years old, seeing a bunch of uptight adults having the joke truly on them was absolute fucking gold. Hands down. On a weekly basis.

Beadle was on our side, dammit.