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What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:45 pm
by Cagacazzi_Archive
If "W" will win I'll probably try to kill his fucking "friend" Berlusconi (it's better than crying, anyway).
Then we could talk about what to do with the texas ranger.
You know, first of all I gotta do my homework...
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:28 pm
by secret name_Archive
i will snort the longest line of cocaine possible. marry a schoolteacher. give birth to alcohol girls. befriend power hungry nazi douche-bags. invade Logan Square because I think it has weapons of mass destruction. buy a toby keith album.
-c
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:00 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
secret name wrote:i will snort the longest line of cocaine possible. marry a schoolteacher. give birth to alcohol girls. befriend power hungry nazi douche-bags. invade Logan Square because I think it has weapons of mass destruction. buy a toby keith album.
-c
Nice.
I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:44 pm
by geiginni_Archive
clocker bob wrote: Nice.
I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.
I must witness this, since I'm only a ten mintue bike ride away.
Salut!
BTW: If the mountain is made of duct tape, will it protect us from the WMD's underneath, as the DOHS promises?
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:54 am
by clocker bob_Archive
geiginni wrote:clocker bob wrote: Nice.
I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.
I must witness this, since I'm only a ten mintue bike ride away.
Salut!
BTW: If the mountain is made of duct tape, will it protect us from the WMD's underneath, as the DOHS promises?
I used to see Hans Blixt lunching regularly at El Cid when the U.N. Weapons Inspection team was in Logan Square in winter 2002. Duct Tape Mountain will reduce casualties if the Logan Square Republican Guard detonates the WMDs underneath, but I think you can forget Sunday brunch at Cafe Lula until the radiation dissipates.
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:15 am
by secret name_Archive
Judging from my meetings with Rumsfeld and Cheney the first order of Business is securing every Shell station in Logan Square, after that the humanitarian effort (in conjunction with McDonalds (via Chipolte), Reckless, and Ann Sathers) can begin.
-c
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:00 am
by Andrew L_Archive
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:22 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:51 am
by twomanyhelicopters_Archive
If W wins, I may actually register to vote.
What will you do when Bush wins?
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:22 pm
by TheMilford_Archive
I will get a nice hand gun and start picking off anybody wearing a red tie...
...Or move to Canada.