Mark Hansen wrote:Dicks "George Jackson"
Such a good song.
Songs About Famous People
42Rotten Tanx wrote:DazeyDiver wrote:
Rodan's Rusty
The whole album? Who is it about?
I have to confess it's years since I got this album (or most of my vinyl) out.
sorry for the confusion. it's simply bob weston's nickname.
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43Sun City Girls wrote:Nancy is a waif, a piece of cake
A blade of grass, Nancy takes it up the ass
Nancy gives good head
Nancy fucks Nixon’s son
She is Ronnie’s dildo gun
Nancy is a cunt of rum
Nancy is the Whitehouse scum
Little lady of the night
Nancy loves the cock to bite
Nancy takes big white up ass
She is one good lady
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha)
She kissed Mr T.
Mr T. has a big skull
Nancy plants her lips upon
Big Pepe shot up red
Nancy sips between the spread
The CIA is after me
Because Nancy sucked off Mr T.
Nancy’s juices flow Potomac blue
I came on Nancy, I have spewed
Mr. T. rammed jizz in her hair
While Nancy had a press conference
Ted Koppel had a hard on
Nancy sucked off Sam Donaldson instead
But Nancy’s bladder busted pee
Because Nancy swallowed Mr T.
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha)
Nancy took a limo out to the bog
She ran into the bending log
The log said, “Hey Nancy, want some Pete Moss mickey?”
Nancy squatted and said, “Omar, Omar!”
The log careened into her video vulva
Nancy grinned and kissed the maggot
She smells like the wharf, she rides like the wind
The scent of her V is the wind of Omar Sharif!
She hops like a wallaby, she has platypussy breath
Ronnie’s the son of 60 dogs, he has a log
But it’s out of order, so she went to the bog
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha)
I went hunting once, outside of St. Louis
All the cocks Nancy wants today are Jewish
Nancy spread her tits at the last supper
Nancy took head on Jesus’ puffer
They eloped on Mount Sinai
Jesus planted Holy Water in her eye
Jesus rode Nancy on the way to the bus stop
Nancy loved the little drummer boy’s limp pop
They eloped on the mountain under the midnight moon
Jesus ate out his last supper with a spoon
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha)
Then Nancy bought China
Nancy is the first mom against drugs
Nancy shakes her tits at Chinese thugs
Nancy quivers Ho Chi Minh
Nancy douches Akhino’s gin
Opium pipes sneak up her ass
Mrs Reagan smells good gas
Mao Tse Tung puts fart in air
Nancy sniffs Siberian bears
Marcos’ lips grow Nancy’s crabs
Nancy’s tongue peels Marcos’ scabs
Ronnie doesn’t give a fuck
Ronnie shits huge hockey pucks
Nancy’s vagina is diseased
Chinese poets write poems like these
Fuck me Nancy won’t you please?
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44A.C. - Songs about Famous or Semi-Famous People in no Particular order:
"Harvey Korman is gay"
"Johnny Violent getting his ass kicked by Morrissey"
"Tom Arnold"
"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band"
"Benchpressing the effects on Kevin Sharp's vocals"
"Breastfeeding J.M. J. Bullock's toenail collection"
"Pavarotti"
"When I think of true punk bands, I think of Nirvana and the Melvins"
"Grateful Dead"
"Morrissey"
"Guy Lombardo"
"Jack Kevorkian is cool"
"Your cousin is George Lynch"
"311 Sucks"
"Rene Auberjonois"
"Hootie and the Blowfish"
"You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"
"Your favorite band is Supertramp"
"Eazy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"
"Rancid Sucks (and the Clash sucked too)"
"Hitler was a sensitive man"
"Chris Barnes is a pussy"
"Limp Bizkit think they're black, but they're just gay"
"If you don't like the Village People, you're fucking gay"
"Beating up hippies for their drugs at a Phish concert"
"Anyone who likes the Dillenger Escape Plan is a faggot"
"I went back in time and voted for Hitler"
"Harvey Korman is gay"
"Johnny Violent getting his ass kicked by Morrissey"
"Tom Arnold"
"Living Colour is my favorite black metal band"
"Benchpressing the effects on Kevin Sharp's vocals"
"Breastfeeding J.M. J. Bullock's toenail collection"
"Pavarotti"
"When I think of true punk bands, I think of Nirvana and the Melvins"
"Grateful Dead"
"Morrissey"
"Guy Lombardo"
"Jack Kevorkian is cool"
"Your cousin is George Lynch"
"311 Sucks"
"Rene Auberjonois"
"Hootie and the Blowfish"
"You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"
"Your favorite band is Supertramp"
"Eazy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"
"Rancid Sucks (and the Clash sucked too)"
"Hitler was a sensitive man"
"Chris Barnes is a pussy"
"Limp Bizkit think they're black, but they're just gay"
"If you don't like the Village People, you're fucking gay"
"Beating up hippies for their drugs at a Phish concert"
"Anyone who likes the Dillenger Escape Plan is a faggot"
"I went back in time and voted for Hitler"
steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.
Dr. Roger Schwenke wrote:We tested a variety of low frequencies and no involuntary gastro-intestinal motility was caused.
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45Lou Reed "The Day John Kennedy Died"
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46Actually, Lou Reed's album "Magic and Loss" is, from beginning to end, about the death of a close friend of his.
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47"In Your Eyes" is about Rosanna Arquette. As is "Rosanna" by Toto.
And Nick Cave's "Tupelo" is about the King.
And Nick Cave's "Tupelo" is about the King.
H-GM wrote:Still don't make you mexican, Dances With Burros.
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48Three songs famously about Pattie Boyd - 'Something', 'Layla', 'Wonderful Tonight'.
run joe run wrote:Kerble your enthusiasm.
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50What about "Godstar" by Psychic TV?
This is a story,
A very special story.
It's about Brian Jones,
One of the Rolling Stones.
Where were you when the stars went out?
Where were you when they started to shout?
I saw you alone by the pool,
And all your friends called you a fool.
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...
And you were so beautiful,
You were so very special,
I wish I was with you now,
I wish I could save you somehow.
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...
Where were all your friends that night
As you switched off the final light?
I saw your body in the water
Like a lamb going to the slaughter
And where were all of your laughing friends?
Where were they at the very end?
They started to steal your glory
They never even told your story
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...
Godstar, Godstar...