burun wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:When I was living on my own, you could - had you wanted to - have eaten your dinner out of my shitter.

I will back up this claim. Rimbaud's house was the most immaculate single-male dwelling I have ever visited, up until two weeks ago.

I think he was responsible for making me decide to not go gae.

You don't know this, but the reason I didn't have a dining table was because I actually was eating my dinner out of the toilet.

The sooner it is acceptable to have wall mounted urinals in home bathrooms the better.

GypsumFantastic wrote:The sooner it is acceptable to have wall mounted urinals in home bathrooms the better.

agreed. i've just been going in the sink.

I do this only because the kitty, will drink out of the toilet if I don't, I have a cat, that thinks it is a dog...


Drinks from the Toilet... Check.

Plays fetch if you through a mousey... Check

Will sit if you tell her to and have a treat... Check.

the cat is a dog.

I would go see the double bill of Rocket Urine and Pyroclastic Shits at the Mutiny.

I always put the seat down afterwards, even if it was up when I got there. Just something I do.

I sit when I pee. Problem solved. Standing when you pee at home is silly. Is there anything else that you can do equally well sitting and standing that you stand to do? Do you stand when you watch TV or read a book, just because you can? Why stand when you pee? In public restrooms, obviously. But at home? Forget that.

Anyway. Women complaining about men leaving the seat up: Crap. Men complaining about women complaining about men leaving the seat up: Crap.

Men who stand to pee! Put the seat down! Not because you have an obligation to, but because it's a nice little thing to do, and because it is an easy thing to do that will keep you from having to hear complaining.

Women who live with men! Check before you sit! Not because men have no obligation to put it down, but because, regardless of the obligation or lack thereof, the seat might just be up. And stop complaining about the seat being up! Take responsibility for your butt.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Take responsibility for your butt.

mine now.

Put the seat down, then piss. Got it.

burun wrote:I can be flexible.

You must be if you don't need the seat down. Ah cha cha!

"Calling bullshit" on the simplest of courtesies is strange to me.