What kind of looker was this girl anyway? Was she asking for it? Somebody has to ask these important questions!
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Basement Daughterape (Fritzl)
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42I just read an article about the children. Some really bizarre facts:
-They have their own way of communicating to each other by producing certain sounds, like "ggrr...ggrrr..."
-When two of them (18 and 19 years old) saw the moon for the first time they got totally excited, pointing at it, sqeaking and whispering in each others ears...
- The youngest boy, Felix, asked the police officer who opened the dungeon: "Are you The Lord?"
Man, that´s scary...
-They have their own way of communicating to each other by producing certain sounds, like "ggrr...ggrrr..."
-When two of them (18 and 19 years old) saw the moon for the first time they got totally excited, pointing at it, sqeaking and whispering in each others ears...
- The youngest boy, Felix, asked the police officer who opened the dungeon: "Are you The Lord?"
Man, that´s scary...
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43god i hope someone writes a book on this shit soon...i totally want a copy...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
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44yeah i imagine that seeing the moon for the first time would be fucking mind-blowing. theres a whole world of shit for them kids to see now, though somehow I imagine that they may be too fucked up to actually enjoy any of it.
have ye all seen this guy? he looks pretty much exactly like you think he would.

have ye all seen this guy? he looks pretty much exactly like you think he would.

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45Rick Reuben wrote:That's not bizarre- that's Austrian.
That's not being completely fair. There are a lot of Austrians who would frown on this type of behaviour.
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46Heeby Jeeby wrote:have ye all seen this guy? he looks pretty much exactly like you think he would.
isn't this the dude who used to totally fuck with all the whos down in whoville too?
somebody shoulda seen it comin'.
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47Is anyone else uncomfortable with how hilarious nearly every post in this thread is?
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48Tom wrote:Is anyone else uncomfortable with how hilarious nearly every post in this thread is?
nietzsche said (if memory serves me right): "a joke is an epitaph on the death of a feeling."
discuss!
me, personally, i don't see it. i notice that i tend to joke more about shit i care about. sometimes jokes are alternate, better universes, you know?
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49jimmy spako wrote:sometimes jokes are alternate, better universes, you know?
Cheers, very well put.
jimmy spako wrote:isn't this the dude who used to totally fuck with all the whos down in whoville too?
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50Arson Smith wrote:Heeby Jeeby wrote:C'mon now I find it very hard to believe that the mother didn't know anything about this. 24 years in the same house, he had seven kids with his own daughter, in the same house. Locked, combination door, retractable bookcase or not I'm calling bullshit on her.
That's what I'm also struggling with when I think about this... no matter how hidden or soundproofed or whatever that the basement dungeon was... I mean apparently he must have spent significant time down there whether doing horrible things, or doing routine basics like bringing them food, etc.
"OK, wife, I'm going to go work in the basement now - don't come down, OK?"
"Uh, OK husband." (thinks to self "Boy I guess that husband of mine sure likes to tinker for hours at his workbench down there... a lot")
It kind of blows my mind to think of 24 years worth of conversations like that, and she had no clue anything was fishy?
BBC or somewhere wrote:Investigators are convinced that Fritzl had operated alone. Leopold Etz, the chief investigator for the Lower Austria province, said yesterday that DNA tests confirmed that no man other than Fritzl had entered the soundproof cellar rooms.
I buy her story. I don't think a secret dungeon stays secret for twenty-four years if you tell someone; I think her behaviour now would betray her if she'd known, and the cops don't suspect her worth a dime.
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