One of Sabbath's best songs?

"I tell you no lies!"
Total votes: 35 (92%)
"Son, son you've gone too far..."
Total votes: 3 (8%)
Total votes: 38

Song: " Fairies Wear Boots"

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ERawk wrote:
NerblyBear wrote:....Fuck you, Black Sabbath. You are wildly overrated, and admired by googly-eyed, troglodytical spittle-dribblers nationwide, for no apparent reason.

"Supernaut" is still pretty great, though.


Once again, Nerbly attempts to be the Adorno of the PRF and fails miserably.


Adorno? he isn't even the Adobo of EA:
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he's more like an old packet of powdered 'white gravy' mix.
kerble is right.

Song: " Fairies Wear Boots"

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NerblyBear wrote:* Iommi's attempts to play loud blues solos which put their heads on the tips of baseball bats, spin around dizzily and go nowhere in particular.


Huh? This doesn't even make sense.

First off, put who's heads on the tips of baseball bats? The solos? Solos have heads? The bands'? The bands' heads are on the tips of baseball bats?

Then...baseball bats have "tips"? Which end of the bat is the tip? Have you ever actually seen a baseball bat?

Black Sabbath *was not* a great band. They had many, many deficiencies which will forever bar their way into the sacrosanct halls where rock's upper echelon will forever dwell. They still kicked ass mightily at times ("War Pigs," I'm looking at you), but the overall effect of their career has been -- considering the number of sub-moronic peanutheads who have sprung from their particular splattering of seed -- deplorable. Were the world poorer for the loss of Weedeater, Megadeth, and Iron Maiden, many of us would probably deal with such a situation with a degree of admirable, composed resolution nonetheless.

Fuck you, Black Sabbath. You are wildly overrated, and admired by googly-eyed, troglodytical spittle-dribblers nationwide, for no apparent reason.


So...is this an attempt at acerbic rock critique? In the post-Lester Bangs/Richard Meltzer/Your Flesh/Answer Me! sacred cow slaughter/fuck you vein?

If you were good at it, it might be kinda funny. However, you're about as funny and insightful as a beige wall.


Oh well...Solos have heads you gotta, you gotta believe
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.

Song: " Fairies Wear Boots"

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NerblyBear wrote:No, this song is ass.

Bill Ward was a punishing drummer. And Iommi whipped up some dangerous de-tuned riffage when he felt like it. His guitar tone was cracklin' fresh, like a sweet wash of sand-paper against one's nether regions.

But the following are ass:

* Ozzy's faux-blues caterwauling and ridiculous lyrics

* Iommi's attempts to play loud blues solos which put their heads on the tips of baseball bats, spin around dizzily and go nowhere in particular

Black Sabbath *was not* a great band. They had many, many deficiencies which will forever bar their way into the sacrosanct halls where rock's upper echelon will forever dwell. They still kicked ass mightily at times ("War Pigs," I'm looking at you), but the overall effect of their career has been -- considering the number of sub-moronic peanutheads who have sprung from their particular splattering of seed -- deplorable. Were the world poorer for the loss of Weedeater, Megadeth, and Iron Maiden, many of us would probably deal with such a situation with a degree of admirable, composed resolution nonetheless.

Fuck you, Black Sabbath. You are wildly overrated, and admired by googly-eyed, troglodytical spittle-dribblers nationwide, for no apparent reason.

Yeah - y'know I'm not really 'anti-NerblyBear' or 'pro-NerblyBear' here...

But after reading this, I really would like to meet you someday and kick you dead in your ass.

Notice I didn't say "kick your ass" as in "beat you up" or anything like that.

I really mean I would just like to wind up once and literally kick you dead in your ass.

What happens after that, I don't care.

Maybe you'd want to fight me, or maybe we'd just go have a beer.

But I'd still like to kick you dead in your ass, just once for writing that crap.

Does that make sense?

No hard feelings beyond that.

NerblyBear wrote:"Supernaut" is still pretty great, though.

See, now I believe there could be a glimmer of hope here... maybe one swift kick dead in your ass would dislodge something, and you'd be all better...

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