Tour Rules ! !
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:57 am
don'tfeartheringo wrote:FHP.
Seriously, I don't mind if you don't eat meat.
Just shut the fuck up about it.
I should shut the fuck up about it? Who's the guy that makes more offhand comments about diets, me or you? I couldn't give a shit about what you eat.
don'tfeartheringo wrote:I was vegan for five years, vegetarian for ten. Then I realized what a burden I was being on everyone around me. Now I eat like a goat. I eat whatever's there to be eaten. Fuck, I eat goat too. For many years, and yes, on tour, I was a prissy little "I can't eat that" bitch, and then I had some time off, and went South. Way South. Spanish-only-spoken-here-South, and I realized how REALLY FUCKING HARD it is for most of the REST of the world to get some meat on their plate.
Cry me a river. If you were a prissy little bitch who couldn't find a suitable meal after a show, that says more about you than it does vegans. Maybe it was hard for you to maintain whatever idealist mentality you thought made you vegan, or maybe you were just plain lazy.
Because people don't have an adequate supply of food, I'm supposed to alter my diet because of that? As if I'm unappreciative of the food available to me if I choose rice over a steak. Get real. You act as if you know me, and accuse me of shit I've never done.
don'tfeartheringo wrote:Fuck you, vegans.
I know what your problem is, you little control freaks.
You lack GRATITUDE. Most of you also lack the decency to not drag everyone else down by trumpeting the GODLIKE VIRTUE you possess by making the incredibly blithe, callow and First World decision to abstain from eating like a poor person. Organic free range asparagus from Whole Foods is the Hummer of dietary decisions. We're all very impressed...
You sound like some ridiculous zealot. Give me a fucking break. If anyone lacks decentcy, it's you. Typical ignorant bullshit. Yeah, all of us vegans have the money to buy organic. We're all hippies, too. Got anymore stupid stereotypes?
don'tfeartheringo wrote:What's MY problem? Dude, what's YOUR problem?
I have no problem, other than some jerk off chastising me and unloading some ridiculous pent up bullshit about something as unremarkable as my diet, which is none of his fucking business anyway. You got some fucking nerve.
don'tfeartheringo wrote:Tell someone in Tegucigalpa or Calcutta that you live in the richest country in the world yet you don't eat meat, fish, eggs or dairy. Try to do it
with a straight face.
Listen to you blowing your wad, lecturing someone else about the world, as if you care about the third world. You're the same unassuming, middle class, white bread guy you try to condemn. Leave it to the oblivious to judge.