scntfc wrote:piss crystals

Would see.

chairman_hall wrote:You people shit in public conveniences?

Wait until you get home or to a friend's house. There is nothing like taking a dump in your friend's house.

If I were travelling a long distance, I'd rather take a shit in the woods.

If I gotta go, I gotta go, what the fuck is up with this? I've got a buddy who will make his wife and child leave somewhere, so he can drive back home 45 minutes to take a crap.

STOP being so paranoid. Void your bowels when they need to be voided. You're more likely to do damage to your system holding that fucker in, than you are by sitting on a strange toilet.

Using the Toilet wraps is weak, and a waste of paper. If it looks filthy, skip it, find another. Otherwise, grow up, and sit the fuck down.

One of the greatest pleasures in life is shitting in a public restroom and not flushing.

Marsupialized wrote:One of the greatest pleasures in life is shitting in a public restroom and not flushing.

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I'll never forget, I was maybe 3 or 4...however old you are when you first start remembering things. This is seriously one of my first memories. I am at the mall with my father, we are in Sears. I have to piss, so he takes me in the washroom. I guess I was young enough where he went in with me and opened the door and made sure everything was cool. When he opens the stall door there's an ENORMOUS turd in the toilet. Like something a grizzly bear might leave. It was totally shocking to see, as a young child unexposed to city life outside the home too much just yet I did not expect that at all. Sent a wave of like, electric through my body. I just could not compute for a moment. Made no sense. I remember my father going completely apeshit 'Fucking animals! These people are like fucking animals!' I laughed so hard for so long, I was absolutely dying. I remember being out in the car later just crying I am laughing so hard and my father finally giving in and starting to laugh with me. We just sat and laughed and made jokes about the poop we saw in the toilet for a good half hour before driving home. This is why I never, ever flush the toilet after shitting in a public washroom. You never know when you will have to the chance to change someone's life forever.
Think about it, that one dude shit that one time in the washroom at Sears and went home. That very turd he left in the toilet that day, which I am positive he has never ever thought of again...I am still talking about it 28 or 29 years later, laughing pretty hard over here thinking of it.
That's some powerful shit right there.

I hate shitting in public toilets. Not that it's a phobia or anything as dramatic as that, I just don't like to do it. I have seen things in public bathrooms that have shaken my faith in fellow man. Once in a train station restroom, I saw the letters "F-U-C-I" actually written on a wall in shit. The letter "K" was left unfinished, and on the floor next to the toilet was half a smashed turd, partially wrapped in toilet paper like a big stinky grease pencil. Apparently, the anonymous shit-scribe was only able to get halfway through the letter "K' before his turd-crayon either broke off or smooshed beneath the pressure of his hand.

It's unbelievable that there are motherfuckers out there sick enough to actually do such a thing, but when you consider the logistics... did the guy somehow fish one of his own turds out of the toilet with a strip of toilet paper, or did he place his hand, wrapped in t.p., under his own ass and catch the shit as it extruded out? Maybe he laid a cable on the dry toilet seat first, then picked it up. Was it even his shit, or did it find it already there and say to himself, "Hey, I could write on the wall with this!"...

Now I'm sure you're thinking, "all public restrooms are not that horrible," and this is true, but I can't count the times I've entered a restroom stall to find the seat splattered with somebody's piss. Hell, I have even entered elevators in classy corporate buildings where the stainless steel doors of the elevator car were wiped and smeared with boogers from the nostrils of some degenerate. And these are not isolated occurrences. At my last job I saw that every single day. Somewhere in the company there was an asshole who made a habit out of that disgusting behavior. Besides, that's just an elevator. Imagine what such a person might do in a public toilet. The evidence is there. Some people in this world behave like filthy, horrible scumbags with no regard for others.

In a public toilet, you never know who has used it since the last time it was properly cleaned, so I avoid shitting in public johns as much as possible. It's not difficult to do, either. Under normal circumstances I shit once, maybe twice a day if I've been eating much fruit or drinking a lot of coffee. I've discovered that if I eat an early breakfast or a late dinner, I can alter my own circadian poop-rhythm so I drop my daily deuce right after waking up in the morning. This is ideal because then I can do it in the comfort, privacy and relative cleanliness of my own bathroom.

I really only use public facilities in emergencies, but I'd never make my friends or family leave some place just because I have to take a shit. That's just inconsiderate and dumb. Whenever I do resort to using public toilets, I use toilet paper to cover the seat. for the simple reason that I don't want to sit in somebody else's bodily excretions. I also always wash my hands, and I don't directly touch the door handle on my way out.

What the fuck! Dudes! You're not gonna get AIDS and die from using a public toilet!

Just go!

There's a dude at work who holds it all fucking day!

What the fuck!

You're not gonna get AIDS and die! Or anything else and die! Or even get sick! Probably!

Be a fucking man! Let your body ward off bacteria and viruses and so forth! It'll be fine!

Who said anything about AIDS?

I just don't want to sit in somebody else's shit or piss, that's all. Let alone nasty butt-sweat.

Is that too much to ask?

colonelmidgett wrote:Be a fucking man! Sit in somebody else's bodily excretions.

FYPs.

Colonel Panic wrote:Who said anything about AIDS?

I just don't want to sit in somebody else's shit or piss, that's all. Let alone nasty butt-sweat.

Is that too much to ask?

+10,000,000. not to mention that you pull up your pants and commence to walk around with some anonymous donor's fecal matter, dried pee, crack sweat, pubes, et al. in your shorts for the rest of the day. that is the worst thing i can imagine.

the colonel seems to have it together but the rest of you are gross, i can't believe i'm actually using the same internet as you.