Less vertabrae for better erm, stimulation.

Reduce the necessity of eating to something less demanding.

Let's put the concept of "sleeping" to bed.

Rick Reuben wrote:Kill them.

( I'm cheating That Damned Fly out of his answer ).

you sure did. now i gotta come up with a different one.

um...i don't know. just fuckin' kill about 5billion of 'em and i'd be happy.

that damned fly wrote:just fuckin' kill about 5billion of 'em and i'd be happy.

6 million ain't enough for you?



[ducks]

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

that damned fly wrote:just fuckin' kill about 5billion of 'em and i'd be happy.

6 million ain't enough for you?



[ducks]

no. more white people need to die. fat ones. fat old ones. shit. does that go in the slur thread?

Robert G wrote:

Frank Decent wrote:Get rid of physical pain. Some sort of procedure to eliminate it at the age of 18. Though, this could obviously cause a lot more deaths, I don't care. A pain-free life would be really fun.

There's actually a medical condition that's extremely rare, that has this symptom. It's actually not fun because you have to check EVERYTHING to make sure that you didn't break your hip or something, since you didn't feel it break.

i saw a documentary about this called "a life without pain".
the condition is awful. worse than you might think.
one of the kids always wear a mouthguard, so he doesn't chew their tongue off. one walked around a broken foot for weeks, one gripped a lightbulb until his hand charred. it's a struggle to raise these kids.

SergioGeorgini wrote:Not breathing and eating through the same passage way.

You eat through your nose? I hate sleep. I'd like to know how my allergies are useful.

While it sucks that our shit does in fact stink, it serves the purpose of telling us not to eat shit. If our shit didn't stink, every halfway freaky couple would probably be eating each others shit all day until they got really sick. I guess urine is less offensive and sterile because God wants us to go down on one another. Same goes for semen, right? It won't make you sick (unless you have STDs). From what I can tell, intelligent design-wise, God wants us to perform oral sex and swallow.

Now I'm confused, though: other animals eat shit. dogs, monkeys.. what's the deal? Is it dangerous for them as well, or is their shit different?

I would also like to be more coordinated. I feel so goddamn clumsy and inefficient!

world of pee wrote:

Robert G wrote:

Frank Decent wrote:Get rid of physical pain. Some sort of procedure to eliminate it at the age of 18. Though, this could obviously cause a lot more deaths, I don't care. A pain-free life would be really fun.

There's actually a medical condition that's extremely rare, that has this symptom. It's actually not fun because you have to check EVERYTHING to make sure that you didn't break your hip or something, since you didn't feel it break.

i saw a documentary about this called "a life without pain".
the condition is awful. worse than you might think.
one of the kids always wear a mouthguard, so he doesn't chew their tongue off. one walked around a broken foot for weeks, one gripped a lightbulb until his hand charred. it's a struggle to raise these kids.

Hey, I said "at the age of 18"...

Or maybe knock the intesity or level of pain down to 10% or so. You know, instead of excruciating agony you just feel a nagging discomfort every time you pull out your own teeth.

men could be improved by having their dicks projecting from the centre of their foreheads.

this would usher in a golden new age of sexual honesty from men-folk as arousal would be obvious. either that or the hat industry would have to come up with some interesting new designs.

sex might improve as well.