given the choice between shoving my dick in a blender or dear old Paris of course i would choose the latter.

would be a brief pause though while i thought about it.

enough said?

fishingrhod wrote:given the choice between shoving my dick in a blender or dear old Paris of course i would choose the latter.

would be a brief pause though while i thought about it.

enough said?

Are you sure sure?



I feel like i could deal with a paper cut on my schwantz a lot easier than anything i could get from gay Paree.

What a hell kind of magazine is this bullshit? ahahahahahahahahahaha. ha's!

H-GM wrote:What a hell kind of magazine is this bullshit? ahahahahahahahahahaha. ha's!

One that finally explained to me why Linkin Park dropped the rapping from their music. I overheard them somewhere over the weekend and i was all "Wtf? Why isn't the one jackass rapping in the middle of the verses?" Now i know it's because they had an EXTREME MAKEOVER. Thank you, Maxim Blender!

Also i'm pretty sure they photoshopped Avril's head onto some model. So ridic.

DrAwkward wrote:Also i'm pretty sure they photoshopped Avril's head onto some model. So ridic.

Now it's creepy and disturbing instead of sad and pandering.

I used to think Taxicab Confessions signaled the coming apocalypse. Time to rethink things.

fishingrhod wrote:given the choice between shoving my dick in a blender or dear old Paris of course i would choose the latter.

I remember a decade or so ago having a conversation with a friend who told me that he would rather put his dick in a "small blender" than sleep with a female acquaintance we both knew.

"Why a small blender?"

"Well, I wouldn't want to stick my dick in a large blender would I?"

DrAwkward wrote:One that finally explained to me why Linkin Park dropped the rapping from their music. I overheard them somewhere over the weekend and i was all "Wtf? Why isn't the one jackass rapping in the middle of the verses?" Now i know it's because they had an EXTREME MAKEOVER. Thank you, Maxim Blender!

If they say they hate nu metal then it must be true.

tommydski wrote:

fishingrhod wrote:given the choice between shoving my dick in a blender or dear old Paris of course i would choose the latter.

I remember a decade or so ago having a conversation with a friend who told me that he would rather put his dick in a "small blender" than sleep with a female acquaintance we both knew.

"Why a small blender?"

"Well, I wouldn't want to stick my dick in a large blender would I?"

the cutting blades are at the bottom of the blender, right?

big is better - i can't reach that far down.

She likes Trout Mask Replica. Can't be all bad.

DrAwkward wrote:

H-GM wrote:What a hell kind of magazine is this bullshit? ahahahahahahahahahaha. ha's!

One that finally explained to me why Linkin Park dropped the rapping from their music. I overheard them somewhere over the weekend and i was all "Wtf? Why isn't the one jackass rapping in the middle of the verses?" Now i know it's because they had an EXTREME MAKEOVER. Thank you, Maxim Blender!

Also i'm pretty sure they photoshopped Avril's head onto some model. So ridic.

What about the LinkinPark hype guy, or the guitarist that wears huge headphones while playing live, or the dj that head bangs. Oh shit.....