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Ace wrote:

steve wrote:Not if he was born female I wouldn't.

you just had to go there, didn't you?

Wow! It might be time to start lightening up on the testosterone injections? Maybe just a tad?

I bet she gets more performance enhancement than MLB, Olympic weightlifting and the Tour de France combined!

From my point of view, it's the cliche. It doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it.

Crap

Rachi wrote:From my point of view, it's the cliche. It doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it.

Crap

That's all fine and good but I am talking microphallus here. Peanut. Thumbnail. Pimple dick. He's gotta hold it with tweezers to piss.

How's he gonna use that thing? Really. Come on now. Unless you can be brought to orgasm through vigorous pointing and laughter, I just don't see it happening. That sort of thing.

I do not condone cock teasing.

It's just not cool.

You know who you are...


Ladies.

this thread reminds me of the curb episode.

this girl i know told me about the time she gave head to a dude with a one inch penis. she said she didn't even have to move her head.

anyway, here's something from the best of craigslist in regards to the subject:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/595498265.html

Marsupialized wrote:

Rachi wrote:From my point of view, it's the cliche. It doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it.

Crap

That's all fine and good but I am talking microphallus here. Peanut. Thumbnail. Pimple dick. He's gotta hold it with tweezers to piss.

How's he gonna use that thing? Really. Come on now. Unless you can be brought to orgasm through vigorous pointing and laughter, I just don't see it happening. That sort of thing.

I knew a guy who'd described a former bandmate's penis thusly:

"You know that guy in The Warriors with the really big afro? Imagine that afro with a peanut on it."

I don't think you can judge a cock when it's not in "active" mode. Honestly, this thing has moods, one day you wake up and it's rubbing your knee, the other you'll look for it in the bush.
Now, because I'm not the orgy type of guy, I can't tell whether my friends' dicks are small or not. Anyhow, I won't be making fun out of it. It's as if you have a friend who's 5"10 400 pounds. Have some mercy on the poor guy!
same goes for teeny tiny dicks.

If I was in prison, I'd definitely be singing the praise of small dicks.

What if your friend has an enormous dick? Like, ridiculously big? 3 coke cans stacked up?
Is it impolite to laugh at that?