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Act: Thanking someone for sex whom you did not pay

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:54 am
by iembalm_Archive
See, my ex-wife, her words:

"You thank your whore, you don't thank your wife." And I mean she was serious about it. So it's kind of colored my view.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:20 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
iembalm wrote:See, my ex-wife, her words:

"You thank your whore, you don't thank your wife." And I mean she was serious about it. So it's kind of colored my view.


Unsure where to go with this.

Post option A: "Well, iembalm, that's why she's your ex-wife, right? No sense of humor?"

Post option B: "So, iembalm, are you saying the post-coital 'thank you' contributed to the divorce?"

So conflicted! Respond to both, please.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:04 pm
by gmilner_Archive
I always make it a point to thank myself. Sometimes I even take me out to dinner. I find that I really appreciate the gesture.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:19 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
iembalm wrote:See, my ex-wife, her words:

"You thank your whore, you don't thank your wife." And I mean she was serious about it. So it's kind of colored my view.


Funny thing is, she never said a word to me when I thanked her.....oh, wait....nevermind, now that I read it again it makes perfect sense why she didn't.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:30 pm
by iembalm_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
iembalm wrote:See, my ex-wife, her words:

"You thank your whore, you don't thank your wife." And I mean she was serious about it. So it's kind of colored my view.


Funny thing is, she never said a word to me when I thanked her.....oh, wait....nevermind, now that I read it again it makes perfect sense why she didn't.

Dude.

To clear things up: she now plays for the other team. Also, and I'm not saying this has anything to do with the first point, but it didn't work out because I left her for someone else. I know.....dickhead.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:33 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
iembalm wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
iembalm wrote:See, my ex-wife, her words:

"You thank your whore, you don't thank your wife." And I mean she was serious about it. So it's kind of colored my view.


Funny thing is, she never said a word to me when I thanked her.....oh, wait....nevermind, now that I read it again it makes perfect sense why she didn't.

Dude.

To clear things up: she now plays for the other team. Also, and I'm not saying this has anything to do with the first point, but it didn't work out because I left her for someone else. I know.....dickhead.


That's not how she tells the story

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:56 pm
by Lonesome Bulldog_Archive
Octopus Alaska wrote:I usually chime in with the 'Oliver Twist'

"Please Sir, I want some more."


Corrected Your Post

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:15 pm
by Octopus Alaska_Archive
fyp

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:40 pm
by The MayorofRockNRoll_Archive
I usually say thanks...

but it's a thank you to Jesus, in prayer, for giving me the gift of sex.

I then tell the girl she was a fine vessel for the divine act, and I appreciate her accepting the seed of The Mayor.

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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:04 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
I prefer to give a firm slap on the ass accompanied by a "Good game."