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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:47 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A fucking one-eyed bastard.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:02 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
just read this on bash:
<Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped the cross?
<@James> uh oh
<Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna throw you outta the parade."
*** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not funny)
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:30 pm
by Mr Chimp_Archive
Who gets laid more than my computer?
God, when he visits Hawaii.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:31 pm
by Mr Chimp_Archive
What's the best way to remove a knife from your ass?
Never have an ass.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:37 pm
by mthomasdavies_Archive
Wow, this turned out horribly.
I’m not one to apologize on the behalf of others, but… I’m sorry… I’m so very, very, very sorry.
Oh well, last post.
08 September 2004 – “…message boards are gay, but…â€
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:03 pm
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
mthomasdavies wrote:That’s it for me.
hooray!
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:07 pm
by buzzsaw_Archive
how many mthomasdavies does it take to leave this board?
who cares.
how can you tell stuff?
you'd be the only one with a wooden leg, a civil war gun in your left hand and a baby head for a baby head.
thank you I will be here all night
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:57 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
How many people who cant be bothered to finish a joke does it take to change a lightbulb?
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:38 pm
by Redline_Archive
A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'll have a pint of your strongest grog!"
The bartender looks over and says "Sorry, we don't serve string."
The string leaves.
The next day, the piece of string walks in to the same bar, and says "Barkeep, pour me a frosty one!"
The bartender says "Sorry, we will NOT serve string."
The string leaves.
The next day, the string returns to the bar, all kinked up and crooked. The string says "Beer man, fetch me beer!"
The bartender looks over and says "Aren't you the string from before?"
The string replies "Frayed knot".
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:48 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
I'M a frayed knot.