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LAD wrote:Runner-up: Girlfriend’s Lap pillow.

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I ruv my girlfriend's lap pillow.

I e-mailed it to my wife and this was her reply:

things that disturbed me....

1. the impassive face of the creator.....

2. the way the lower legs are scooped away, I presume that the ability to
kneel really really low is seen as an asset?

3. the close up of the abdominal mound

there are many more...but I can only express these three at the moment, I'm sure my next nightmare will help me contextualise more.


My two products are:

Fish

Chips

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My mom's otherworldly indian cooking


speaking of home cooking, my mother makes this insane caramel corn--you know, caramel with popcorn. sometimes, it's popcorn with caramel, but my mom's is more caramel with popcorn.

she was just here for thanksgiving, and i unapologetically ate all that she brought. i make feints towards sharing with everyone else, but they were very half-hearted feints.

i can't really endorse this product, however, b/c it is basically crack in the form of candied popcorn, and it could lead to cardiac arrest or at least gout pretty easily. i'd weigh a good four bills if i ever made it on my own.

1. adidas superstars (not the poofy, nouveau superstars--the old school ones)

2. tivo. who cares if they are going to start putting ads in over the fast-forwarding? they're four-second ads. four seconds!

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tmidgett wrote:2. tivo. who cares if they are going to start putting ads in over the fast-forwarding? they're four-second ads. four seconds!

Seriously? Four seconds? Thank GOD.

I love my TiVo way too much. Love it. And it saves me so much time. The hour-long shows you watch? They are only forty minutes. I can watch three in the time it used to take to watch just two. This is good, especially given how much I love West Wing. Still. Which is growing to be an embarrassment, but I cant help myself.

This info about the popup ads is a tremendous relief.
"You get a kink in your neck looking up at people or down at people. But when you look straight across, there's no kinks."
--Mike Watt

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