Unless your face grows hair this way naturally, which seems to happen to only one person I know, who is Welsh, I crap on your silly face.

I go back and forth between the beard and the goatee. I like them both, and the goat is cooler on my neck for the summer months. I like a moustache too, but mine looks stupid. Basically, I just like facial hair and my goatee stops me from looking 12 years old. So screw all y'all goatee haters...bitches...